I think HY is avoiding the dating site stuff because it may seem over his head, or too much work. It's really not, and I guarantee you could either find a dtf (down to fuck, so you understand) chick, or a chick that says she wants to take things super slow on any of the various dating sites.

What you don't want is some Samoan junkie leaching you dry while possibly giving you an std.

Being a 100% honest here, if you haven't been with a woman in that long then you are giving off a pretty obvious vibe that is the case. For an addict that's a green light to get as much as possible out of the mark.

Sorry. Find better.

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From one addict to another.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Well I am married now with a good job. Formerly a weed head tho. So... Yeah.

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We can smell our own.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Mainly just alcohol now. I get randoms at work 2 or 3 times a year.

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Don't do it

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I've only read the OP amd FF's reply and this is the hardest I may have ever laughed

I'm too drunk and have work in 4 hours so I can't read it all right now but HawaiiYou is awesome.

I'd rather take my chances with a mail-order bride than what HawaiiYou is describing.

You are not a kid. You should realize, whatever swooning you are doing will dissipate as quickly as it came.

If you want companionship foster a dog, join a church or volunteer somewhere.

Don't know about you but my goal at this point in life is to simplify, not to add complications.

Run far away.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Why risk the lavish lifestyle you outlined for nothing more than 5 minutes of unbridled filthy ecstasy?

GOD DAMN PAL

This whole thing is seriously the best thing I've read here in a while.

HawaiiYou, before it's too late, get yourself some little blue pills...should work out great for you.

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This needs to be its own thread.

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I'd suggest that you not do it. You're probably going to feel worse than if you'd never fucked at all.
If you go with it make sure that you grab a box of rubbers minimum 3 just in case 1 or 2 bust on you.

If you are worrying about getting it up I'm sure a crafty chick like that has her methods for helping with that.

It's better ways to get back in the game though. You're bottom feeding.

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Maybe she just uses crack recreationally?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Apparently she has sex recreationally too.

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Isn't that everyone but Seacrest?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

and Hawaii You.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Forget these haters. Go balls deep in that with no protection. YOLO!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've said it before, but Zoosk is teeming with women ultimately looking to have sex. My family member who is on it is nothing to look at but the guy has women crawling all over him.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Now we know where 'Spicy Senorita' came from.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

And Dickslide

Okay,I tried reading this and you fucking amateurs are making me sick.
Hawaii buddy ,let me tell you a few things .If she is turning tricks unless you move her far away from where she is now you do not stand a chance because the lure of the candy is usually stronger than a white knights dick. You have to totally cut her off from her old life, Unless you do that you got zero chance and even then if she has a problem with the candy you face the prospect of coming home one day to an empty residence or having the cops knocking on your door looking for her after she does something fucked up.
Go to a bar,not a club, a bar sit have a few talk to a woman and keep trying. If that does not work Try backpage. That don't work and you want a human touch get a massage. want more than that they have professional cuddlers.

Just do not get emotionally involved with a street girl,99 out of 100 only bad things happens.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Yeah. Don't listen to Chas.

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Hawaii...whatever you do, do the opposite of whatever the guy that got busted on To Catch a Predator says.

Professional cuddlers? Are you fucking kidding me?

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Some said I could have gone pro

This thread is one of the best in a long time around here. Comedy gold.

Do whatever makes you happy Hawaii!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Go overseas and find someone.

I mean..... at least to the other island.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

I thought I read he was here on the mainland