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Caller Bob
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Go overseas and find someone.

Hmmmm...

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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.

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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


Well, considering he's apparently an introvert who lives in a secluded bungalow in Hawaii, and hasn't gotten any in years, he reeks of desperation.

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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Bagels wrote:
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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
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Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No.

Well...
Would you like to have sex with a horse?

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Go overseas and find someone.

Hmmmm...

:lol: :lol: Exactly my reaction.

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Oh that's really ignorant guys.
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What do you guys think? or go for it?



Bottom line: Yes, C_Howitt_Fealz

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.

Neigh.

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Furious Styles wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
Lets see.....a woman who is overweight, missing teeth, has a drug habit, may be homeless and has a history of drugs for sex......What is it about her that you find desirable, other than she has shown interest in you? It does smack of desperation.


didn't you have sex with a horse ?


No, but it might be a safer alternative for Hawaii than the woman he posted about.

Neigh.

:lol: :lol:

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Neigh.


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Don Tiny
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Oh that's really ignorant guys.

Relax, Billy ... it was funny and I didn't actually take it to mean that ... but it read like that particularly given the context of the bored over the last month or so.

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

C_Howitt_Really_Fealz

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

Your avatar is a beloved children's tv character ass fucking a stuffed animal
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Oh that's really ignorant guys.

C_Howitt_Really_Fealz

:lol:

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I'm not telling him to make up stories about life in Amboy...or to engage in anything illegal, immoral, unethical...

I'm just suggesting that there are three billion women on this planet. Surely he can find someone, somewhere that's not the risk this one would seem to be.
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You suggested he search overseas. He literally lives like 4,000 miles from the nearest mainland continent.

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I'm not telling him to make up stories about life in Amboy...or to engage in anything illegal, immoral, unethical...

I'm just suggesting that there are three billion women on this planet. Surely he can find someone, somewhere that's not the risk this one would seem to be.

Okay ... give him some tips then.

Keep in mind I'm generally not one of the people that bitch about you posting your travel stories.

Doesn't mean I won't score a point or two off of you, just that I'm not doing it with disdain ... probably.

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CFMB...where kidnapping native Pacific Islanders for sex is considered a reasonable course of action.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You suggested he search overseas. He literally lives like 4,000 miles from the nearest mainland continent.

literally ?!?!?!!?
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Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.

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Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.

Less than 2500

Dont be so condescending when you're wrong. It's a bad look.


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Caller Bob
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.


2,479 miles to be exact, FlapJacks.
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Yes. HawaiiYou lives in Hawaii (so he says), which about 4,000 miles from LA. Maybe a little bit closer to Mexico, but not by much.

You dumbfuck.

Less than 2500

Dont be so condescending when you're wrong. It's a bad look.


Perhaps Francis is calculating the distance in "nautical pancakes"?
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