I'm drunk. I need a thread. Where are you Caller Bobs?!?

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Shut up Hank



Motherfucker.

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You old son of a botch. How the hell are ya Boyd?

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Just dandy. We had my youngest daughter's 1st birthday party today. I have beer left and my house is quiet for the first time in 3 days. It's amazing.

How are things?

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I'm great. Drunk as a skunk and watching diggstown. I'll whoops em good!

Happy bday to little miss Boyd. It goes by quick. The days are long but the years are short.

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It's a good thing I got by on 4 hours of sleep before kids. Number 2 is the good sleeper. My wife thinks I'm a robot.

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I am also anxiously awaiting a resolution to this matter.

Oh fuck am I hungover this morning.

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Remember being young and getting smashed and sleeping until 10 or 11 or later the next morning? That's why I can't do it anymore. I still end up waking up at 6 AM.

Those were the days. A few morning hangovers in Michigan this year have me laying way off since then. I'm pretty sure I drank enough for a couple months sitting on the patio.

hell hath no fury like the morning after...

My brother in law solved that by waking up and starting to drink. My other brother in law, who has 4 kids, and I just stared at him like what the hell man. Of course we had been up since 6 because we are old men whose bodies are on a schedule damn it.

Yeah. I'm just barely functioning. Lots of water for me and eggo waffles for breakfast for the kids. No way was I making a big Sunday breakfast. Sleeping in would be so glorious.

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I'm sorry you're a bad father.

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So are my kids. I'm playing barbies right now and I am dying.

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My kids are at the age they are sleeping in. I came downstairs today a little late as the dogs let me sleep till 7:15 (When the fuck did 7:15 become sleeping in?) made my black coffee and say in udder silence as I made my black coffee and than drank it. They just started coming downstairs about 45 minutes ago but I don't plan on seeing my 14 year old till 11.

I just haven't figured out hangovers. I drink the same beer and the same amount (around 5 beers over a 4-hour time frame) and most of the time I feel fine in the morning. Maybe a little fuzzy but after a cup of coffee or two, I am good. But every once in a while you get that massive headache and upset stomach that you just can't predict and definitely don't deserve.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

It's okay. My daughter now loves to say that she likes Mommy and Tank (the dog), but she doesn't like Daddy because he's "yucky."

Kids are cruel.

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The only time I get a hangover is if I drink on an empty stomach or I drink a lot of beer. I don't typically drink a lot of beer, and it makes me feel like shit.

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My 7 yr old son has always been a champion sleeper. Im an early riser so by the time he and Mrs Rogue get up I usually have 3 hours plus to myself on the weekends. They're both still sleeping as we speak.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Same here. Just watched the entire Bears game I taped last night and the entire house is still sleeping. Good game. The D looked very good.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

There was an IPA I had, can't remember think it was a Pipeworks, that always gave me a headache no matter if I had one of 5. I generally don't get the bad stomach hangover. Whisky will get me from time to time. I think I drank half a bottle one night along with some other things and that was a bit much to say the least. My wife was not pleased with me the next day.

Glaucus.. that's the damn beer that gives me a headache instantly.

I certainly earned this hangover. I can't blame it on being old or anything. I was stupid and drank too much and that made think I should drink more and stay up til 230. Fucking moron.

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Somewhere between drink 3 and 4 I start making bad decisions on it I should get another drink or not. It's pretty darn consistent.

You're the first American to not blame someone else since 1979, I think.