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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:08 pm

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:12 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

So was this guy ever funny? I assume that he must have been, but I have never seen him be intentionally funny. One of those generation gap things, I guess.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:17 pm

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tommy wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

So was this guy ever funny? I assume that he must have been, but I have never seen him be intentionally funny. One of those generation gap things, I guess.

I mean, if you consider incest funny then yeah, he was a scream.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:18 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Hey!

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:29 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

thats Jerry Lee Lewis. Not Jerry Lewis.

This is Jerry Lewis :

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:30 pm

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:36 pm

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HawaiiYou wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

thats Jerry Lee Lewis. Not Jerry Lewis.

This is Jerry Lewis :

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 1:41 pm

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Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:48 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:50 pm

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I hope Lynn-rod Skin-rod plays at the service.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:53 pm

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I never got the appeal of Jerry Lewis.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:56 pm

leashyourkids wrote:

I never got the appeal of Jerry Lewis.

Me either.

The Simpsons parody was funnier.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:00 pm

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The King of Comedy was solid.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:04 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I never got the appeal of Jerry Lewis.

This. Found him unwatchable.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:12 pm

Peoria Matt wrote:

The King of Comedy was solid.

Never saw it but was that good because of him or DeNiro?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:35 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

The King of Comedy was solid.

Never saw it but was that good because of him or DeNiro?

Both very believable in their roles. Probably spot on for Lewis. Other than the telethon, that's the totality of my Jerry Lewis consumption.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:26 pm

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I hated him, but he did raise a ton of dough for MDA.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:43 pm

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Jerry and Dean reunite after 20 years :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EVGq4NANtk

Jerry talks about it 40 years later : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar0iRUj_uww

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Bonus only for CFMB members :

Rickels on Jerry MDA :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2rB4Buo9qY

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newper

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:05 pm

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I thought that was Mel Kiper Jr interviewing him until I took the mute off.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:49 pm

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Stock in Brylcreem will take a little dab on Monday.

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Panther pislA

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:28 pm

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Jerry was a legend.

I will always remember going on family vacations Labor Day Weekend - his telethon would be on TV when we left, and then again when we got back!!!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:32 pm

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Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man?
Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn?
And there's my man up on the stage
And with the children about four in age
They're crazy, they're crippled, but they're lovely
And young, and wild, and lovely (and crippled)
And crippled (and crippled)
And it's a crime, they're lovely (and lovely)
Where's Jerry Lewis, who's on the stage soon?
Who's coming up (coppin' a feel from a crippled baboon)

I'll give my money to any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money
And there's a cripple so I give some more
Oh, here's a fiver for you, son
I love you (I love you, too)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled motherfucker)
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year?
Where's Jerry Lewis? (wheelchair blues)
Where's Jerry Lewis? (ah, winner, you're a real winner)
Where's Jerry Lewis?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:33 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

The King of Comedy was solid.

Never saw it but was that good because of him or DeNiro?

Both very believable in their roles. Probably spot on for Lewis. Other than the telethon, that's the totality of my Jerry Lewis consumption.

yeah but de niro killed it. lewis was good because he wasn't an obnoxious buffoon for once.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:40 pm

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Jerry

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Eeww

Lalalalady lady lady
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1926 New Jewsey March 16th Jerry lewis is born in Newark
1946 at the age of 20 Jerry Lewis meets Dean Martin for the first time
1949 Martin and Lewis star in their first film "My Friend Irma"
1956 Martin and Lewis release "Hollywood or Bust" then split up
1963 on his own, Lewis stars in "The Nutty Professor"
1973 Lewis Chooses Las Vegas as the home for the MDA telethons
Labor day 3 years later Frank Sinatra reunites Martin and Lewis live on the telethon
In 1986 for no appearent reason Mike Elliot and Bud Latour record "Rock Me Jerry Lewis"

Rock Me Jerry Lewis RoRoRock Me Jerry Lewis Jerry
Eeww, eeww - eeww

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Woooohhhh Woooohhhh Woooohhhh

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Jerry

OOoooo I'm Sorry Mr. Elimous, um Mr. Elliot and - Bud
oooooo I want my...I want my...I want my...
Eeww Rock Me Jerry Lewis
Eeww Rock Me Jerry Lewis
Eeww Rock Me Jerry Lewis
Eeww...eeww

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Jerry Lewis

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:42 pm

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On my TV screen
Every Labor Day
Fuckin' Jerry Lewis
Make him go away

Make him go away
Make him go away
He's fucked up my Labor Day
Make him go away
One, two, three, four

Jerry Lewis, I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis, this squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

Give him 24 hours
He'll do what he please
He'd be on welfare
If it weren't for this disease

Make him go away
Make him go away
He's fucked up my Labor Day
Make him go away
One, two, earth, shoe

Jerry Lewis, I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis, this squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

His eyes get red
And his voice gets mean
I guess it's what you get
When you take amphetamine

Make him go away
Make him go away
He's fucked up my Labor Day
Make him go away
One, two, three, four

Jerry Lewis, I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis, this squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

In France they appreciate me
In France they know I'm a genius

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