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Caller Bob

Post subject: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:37 pm

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http://fortune.com/2017/08/17/total-sol ... ductivity/

Get the fuck back to work and stop being a "drain"!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:38 pm

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Approved

Fuck this shit.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:38 pm

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Why do you care either way?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:41 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why do you care either way?

Eclipse fan posting in the non fan section.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:42 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why do you care either way?

Eclipse fan posting in the non fan section.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:46 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why do you care either way?

Eclipse fan posting in the non fan section.

Honestly, I think watching Tom Skilling cover this.thing was a lot more funny and exciting than any Eclipse could ever be

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:49 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

http://fortune.com/2017/08/17/total-solar-eclipse-lost-productivity/

Get the fuck back to work and stop being a "drain"!

Attentiveness under the guise of being non attentive is a bad look for a man of your ilk.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:50 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

http://fortune.com/2017/08/17/total-solar-eclipse-lost-productivity/

Get the fuck back to work and stop being a "drain"!

go back to posting on a message board instead !

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:54 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Why do you care either way?

Eclipse fan posting in the non fan section.

Honestly, I think watching Tom Skilling cover this.thing was a lot more funny and exciting than any Eclipse could ever be

I don't think the eclipse is considered "funny"

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:55 pm

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So, it appears Tom Skilling REALLY likes food.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:42 pm

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Great eclipse today!

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tommy

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:51 pm

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Just when I think, "Man, there are some intelligent people on this board . . ."

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hnd

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:56 pm

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i smoked 8 racks of ribs for a eclipse tailgate and our entire office spent 3 hours in a parking lot getting paid to pass around eclipse sunglasses and feast as we awaited the arrival of our nibirian reptilian overloards. on a monday.

i'm pro eclipse and its fans.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 4:24 pm

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Will "Crying Skilling" become that anti-crying Jordan meme?

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:04 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Great eclipse today!

Yup.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:10 pm

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Can't blame people for getting excited about the eclipse. We have so few shared cultural experiences these days that we have to take what we can get, even if that's the moon blocking the sun for a couple minutes and driving down to bumfuck Carbondale and Jefferson City for it.

Incidentally, there's a storm rolling in and it's darker from that than it was for the eclipse.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:12 pm

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Life's a garden, dig it.

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Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 6:25 pm

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:17 pm

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I was playing in a golf outing on Monday at Bowes Creek and they handed out glasses to everyone to use during the eclipse if they wanted to look at it. I was far more interested in focusing on golf, having seen an eclipse before. What the hell is the big deal? The sun gets blocked for a short period of time.....whoopee.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:20 pm

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Yeah, eclipse, whatever, but this is golf

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Molly Lambert wrote:

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:21 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Yeah, eclipse, whatever, but this is golf

Hush! He's driving traffic to the site.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:22 pm

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tommy wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Yeah, eclipse, whatever, but this is golf

Hush! He's driving traffic to the site.

nevermind

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:23 pm

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Go block you throat with dog jizz for a long period of time.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:25 pm

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

That's because you're simple-minded and not very intelligent.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 9:27 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

tommy wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Yeah, eclipse, whatever, but this is golf

Hush! He's driving traffic to the site.

nevermind

omg--I like heart that album to death

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:28 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

That's because you're simple-minded and not very intelligent.

Gee, I thought it was because it's just an event that seldom takes place, but really holds no interesting qualities. The sun gets dimmed by the moon for a short time as it blocks the sun's rays. Okay.....so? I'm just glad it stayed light enough outside so as to allow the golfing to continue, rather than be interrupted.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:20 am

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

That's because you're simple-minded and not very intelligent.

How did you afford to golf during the week since you aren't even able to handle the lost money from posting here?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 7:07 am

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the cubs winning the world series didn't impress ES. you think an eclipse will?

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:54 am

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W_Z wrote:

the cubs winning the world series didn't impress ES. you think an eclipse will?

It impressed me and I was happy about it, but like the eclipse, to call it life changing would be stupid. I anticipated the team winning a title with all the exceptional talent they collected, but knew it wasn't going to make my life any different. The sun was still going to rise and fall the same, regardless of the outcome. But I was happy it was the more agreeable outcome.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: People that fawn over the Eclipse

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2017 9:57 am

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

W_Z wrote:

the cubs winning the world series didn't impress ES. you think an eclipse will?

I wouldn't really compare the two things. Eclipses happen far more frequently.

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