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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:56 pm

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Location: Boofoo Zoo
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leashyourkids wrote:

Bought my first ever ticket.

If I win the $700 million, none of you will ever have to work again.

Do I have to share this on Facebook to get some money just like all the booze stores ask you to?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:19 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19346
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

W_Z wrote:

i'd only charge $5 for matinees!

What about manatees? Jul...I mean a friend wants to know

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:26 pm

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
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I'd buy JORR a senate seat.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I smell a bit....

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:32 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

TGIFridays Jack Daniels Burgers for everyone!

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 6:58 pm

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pizza_Place: world famous

hnd wrote:

if you took everyones money away from them and distributed it amongst every adult fairly, i hypothesize it would end up back into the same places it was within 3 generations.

Racist.

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Nas wrote:

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:18 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:05 am
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Location: Cultural Mecca
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I'd buy the board for $5,001 and ban Reardon. I'd retain the three board admins as moderators because they've only yet completed their first season. I can't judge a prospect based on one season.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:24 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
pizza_Place: Pizza Cucina

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

If I really did win, I would have a board party at a remote resort with piles of cocaine and booze and hookers unlike the world had ever seen. I would even fly JBills in. And HawaiiYou. And Rick... so that he could lecture all of us about the dangers of drugs.

I'd rather have a keg in your garage watching it rain

Walt, for you, I'd buy you a Pulte in-law suite.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:36 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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SpiralStairs wrote:

W_Z wrote:

i'd only charge $5 for matinees!

What about manatees? Jul...I mean a friend wants to know

Stepping on my comedy bits, are we? Hmm.....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:37 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

W_Z wrote:

i'd only charge $5 for matinees!

What about manatees? Jul...I mean a friend wants to know

Stepping on my comedy bits, are we? Hmm.....

looks like that'll cost at least $50 mil.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:46 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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W_Z wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

W_Z wrote:

i'd only charge $5 for matinees!

What about manatees? Jul...I mean a friend wants to know

Stepping on my comedy bits, are we? Hmm.....

looks like that'll cost at least $50 mil.

Harsh, but fair.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:35 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
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Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

W_Z wrote:

i'd only charge $5 for matinees!

What about manatees? Jul...I mean a friend wants to know

Stepping on my comedy bits, are we? Hmm.....

I punched it up for you by punching down.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:56 pm

1000 CLUB

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Posts: 28634
Location: computer
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I'd gift you all 20k.

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@audioidkid

spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 10:02 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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SpiralStairs wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

W_Z wrote:

i'd only charge $5 for matinees!

What about manatees? Jul...I mean a friend wants to know

Stepping on my comedy bits, are we? Hmm.....

I punched it up for you by punching down.

Next time just punch your own yam bag, fella.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Powerball

Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 8:50 am

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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I know this will be shocking, but I didn't win.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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