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Tall Midget

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:38 am

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Keeping Score wrote:

WAITING LIST
(in no particular order)

Frank Costanza: King Lemming. The absolute King of the Lemmings. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Dan McNeil. And he keeps voting for himself in all of the circle jerk threads. Embarrassing! Maybe he's Mr. Peanut or whoever that Velvet dude was? Hmmmm. Anyways....and he almost started a riot at the remote looking for KS. What a stalker.

HappyHour Jason: Queen Lemming. The absolute Queen of the Lemmings. See "Costanza licks" for further clarification. Thought she was too slick for ol' KS using that "dude screen name". Wrongo little bucko. And now you're paying the price - YOU made the list sister. Tried to gain fame making her "coming out" announcement. Too late. Keeping Score already went there 5 months earlier. Soft. Real soft. Got "all girlie" melting down on KS. Too one word / emoticon / letter posty.

Beardown: Get off Pappy's ass bitch. The next positive thing that gets typed out of your keyboard will be the first one. Loses too many arguments to Tall Midget. Way too fucking happy over the David Tyree catch. WAAAY too happy. My goodness. Hasn't met a supermodel yet in the Sports Babes section that he would actually "do". Possibly homo. Is never wrong, but actually is wrong almost 98% of the time. 100% wrong when it comes to anything Pappy North related. Grunty.

torch!: Well here's a new addition. And very recent I might add. Can you please get off Pappy's ass you big CircleJerkerSlurper. Mike's in the Chicagoland Hall of Fame. You're not.
I don't care how many hockey codes you give away, you are NOT cool until Keeping Score says you're cool. Or unless North says it. But there's a pretty fat fucking chance of that happening now isn't there? So you're stuck with me. Like it.

Looks like the edgy KS is back! :shock:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:42 am

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KS, why do you seem to hate your waiting list more than the actual enemy list (based on your summaries)?

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Darren - Tinley Park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:46 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

KS, why do you seem to hate your waiting list more than the actual enemy list (based on your summaries)?

I was wondering the same thing. I though maybe KS confused his enemies list with his favorites list.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:06 pm

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whatever, Mr. Pickles.

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@audioidkid

spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:11 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

whatever, Mr. Pickles.

Guess who made the Top 5 dougie? :wink:

Stay tuned......

.
What about his little sister Spaulding?

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:29 pm

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I don't know what is going on anymore.

Hall of Fame lists, Waiting Lists, Favorite lists, Evil list, the LIST, the Lisp, Listlessness, Match = Lists...

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:31 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I don't know what is going on anymore.

Hall of Fame lists, Waiting Lists, Favorite lists, Evil list, the LIST, the Lisp, Listlessness, Match = Lists...

Not to mention military enlistment and hacer listo (to be ready).

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sportsfan

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:38 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:39 pm

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Alton Lister

Tiny Lister

Lister Holt

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:42 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I don't know what is going on anymore.

Hall of Fame lists, Waiting Lists, Favorite lists, Evil list, the LIST, the Lisp, Listlessness, Match = Lists...

Don't forget about the Fan Club!!

Who's now lists, Memberlists, Screenname lists, etc...

Is there a point to all this that I am missing?

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:55 pm

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Mister, Mister
Listerine
Lis Pendens
Lizzy Grubman
Liza Minelli

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nostradamus

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:05 pm

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wait wait wait a minute here / i'm off the list? / first i'm exposed as Client #10 & now i'm off the list?

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:09 pm

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nostradamus wrote:

wait wait wait a minute here / i'm off the list? / first i'm exposed as Client #10 & now i'm off the list?

Dont worry, Irish Boy still finds you endeering.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:35 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

And you keep right on reading don't ya dougie?

Uh, no actually. I'm not reading all of this stuff. You could assume that I read everything before Baku aka Bagels quoted your "Embarrasing" post.
You would be wrong though.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:41 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Uh, no actually. I'm not reading all of this stuff. You could assume that I read everything before Baku aka Bagels quoted your "Embarrasing" post.
You would be wrong though.

For you, Doug.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:46 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Well I went to click on the Douchebag section...

I hate the Douchebag section. I think it needs to go. I'm all about spreading love, not spewing vitriol. And besides, Drebin isn't here to do the weekly recap anymore.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:54 pm

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Darkside wrote:

For you, Doug.

o.k.
A map of Northeast Africa...
um, thanks?

I click on view posts since last visit....doesn't mean I read all of said posts. I would never get any work done if I did that.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:59 pm

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Doug, I was just tryin to tell you that Da Nile ain't just a river in Egypt.
So it was an old joke. Sorry.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:00 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Darkside wrote:

For you, Doug.

o.k.
A map of Northeast Africa...
um, thanks?

.

i think he mean de nile my friend

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:07 pm

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I am surprised that I was able to get two of you to comment on that.
reverse sarcasm is a bitch.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:09 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

reverse sarcasm is a bitch.

Darkside is a reverse sarcasist.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:11 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

reverse sarcasm is a bitch.

Darkside is a reverse sarcasist.

nevermind...

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:12 pm

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That joke went over like a fart in church.

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Darkside

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:12 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

reverse sarcasm is a bitch.

Darkside is a reverse sarcasist.

A what?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:13 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

reverse sarcasm is a bitch.

Darkside is a reverse sarcasist.

A what?

Reverse sarcasm. I tried to play on the term "reverse racism." So instead of calling you a reverse racist, I called you a reverse sarcasist. And it sucked. And I'm about to go bury my head in the toilet.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:16 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

That joke went over like a fart in church.

It was half funny...the intent was there but the target was wrong.

I am the fan of the reverse sarcasm. It's kind of my thing that when people are being sarcastic or cute, I act as if I don't get the joke....
which then forces an explanation and uncomfortable (hopefully) response from the original saracaster.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:23 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

That joke went over like a fart in church.

Dearest DEP
So you enjoy manipulating people for your own best interests and entertainment? I find this part of your psychology disturbing to say the least. People are not your playthings, young man. That is a path you should not follow.
Your Pal,
Evil

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:29 pm

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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

I'll take it under advisement.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:57 pm

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Thanks for the addition, Im honored.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:03 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

If you're name is Nas, spmack, Kid Cairo or Regular Reader, you might want to REALLY steer clear.

Explain this one KS. I haven't had any personal problems with NSJ.

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