but the Phillies are a reasonable facsimile.

Enjoy punching the heavy bag and thinking you just went up against Tyson.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Heavy bag? This is like shadow boxing. Hopefully, "we" get 2 of 3.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Cubs fans apologize for MLB not making them play great teams all the time and beating the teams they should beat.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

no one is asking for an apology. A general recognition of the situation would be reasonable. Instead of "John Lackey (or others) DESTROYING competition since the ASB! What an amazing recovery after a tough first half!"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Obsessed.

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Dolphin, the decline in your trolling is truly upsetting. It's like watching M.Tyson vs B.Douglas all over again.

Russian dance

I remember that episode well. Shortcake signed up for a dance contest. Something happened to her date and Fonz stepped in to save the date. They were about to lose to a very mean couple because of exhaustion when Fonz threw down a high energy Russian dance.

The mean girl was played by Charlene Tilton who you may remember later from Dallas and several Battle of the Network Stars episodes

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I believe his motorcylce broke down and he had to push it like 3 miles to get to Arnold's


Henry Winkler is probably the most likable celebrity in the world.

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Really hard to watch dolphin get like this.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

When did Baez play in Japan?

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/SHARK

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Not a mult.

Will Baez ever develop plate discipline?? Damn dude.

God dammit happ. Stop striking out in every pressure situation.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Poor Quintana. Needed more run support.

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You should probably get a brain scan if it's covered under Big Lots' PPO.

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Well, for a road trip that they needed to go 6-0 or 5-1, they're currently 2-2. Better win both this weekend. They continue to give away easy wins.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Cry more.

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Rizzo 3 run jack but it's against the Phillies so really it should only count as a double or something .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Bryant / Rizzo back to back but Phillies.....

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I think I stop pitching to Hoskins.

Close this out tonight and get the win tomorrow.

I was unavoidably detained.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Rizzo ability to get power when choking up on the bat is great to see. I wish more players employed that method, especially when they have 2 strikes on them.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Save some for tomorrow...

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

3am X2

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.