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 Post subject: Joel Osteen
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He won't open his 16,000 seat Super Church to citizens/victims affected by Harvey but he will tweet and ask for donations on his website.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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As if people needed this to expose those asswipe as the charlatan he is .

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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I mean, is it possible his church itself is flooded?


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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I mean, is it possible his church itself is flooded?



With corruption?


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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America wrote:
I mean, is it possible his church itself is flooded?

It's not flooded it looks fine which is where all this pushback came from but they're now saying that the roads to get there are closed which is totally plausible


The real villain here is the person who posted a new threatd on this when it was covered very well in the celebrity Twitter thread that I'm trying like hell to get going


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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I saw an interview with Lovie Smith and he said he loves Joel Osteen. So he's one of the dumb ass suckers that fall for him. I wonder how much money Lovie has given to this con man.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Denied. His faith in Jesus allowed that one guy to walk a tightrope from the Sears Tower to Von Maur.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Denied. Don't be a hater because God reached down and handed him a $10.5 million house.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Rolling D-bag nomination.


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Lefty hurler traded for the Toy Cannon?

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Joel Osteen is the worst part about This Week... if I'm not paying attention, his show comes on right after and annoys me. I need the TV to auto-flip to Dog Tales.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Fuck that horse toothed jewfro fuck. I support the nomination.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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i'm still waiting for them to find the crawlspace of dead bodies and stashes of child pornography.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Blame the morons that made him rich.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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"The roads are flooded! No one could get here anyway!"


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Coordinating with the city, Lakewood is a collection site for distributing supplies to the Houston area shelters.

Beginning at 12 Noon tomorrow we are collecting infant and adult diapers, baby formula and baby food.
Help us help others. Please bring these items to Lakewood Church, Circle Drive off Timmons St.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Blame the morons that made him rich.

Thanks Seacrest.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Seems like a good guy


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Not his fault people will pay for a false sense of comfort.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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His house is awesome. He should have been on "Cribs"


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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It's being opened today, they were just concerned about the roadways around the church.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

That's why I blame the morons who give him money.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?


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rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?


I guess if they do not coincide with federal, state or local laws the man upstairs will handle it.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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tommy wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.


Jesus himself said that there were two that were important. If you followed those, you would naturally follow the rest.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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tommy wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.


Jesus himself said that there were two that were important. If you followed those, you would naturally follow the rest.

Jesus and George Carlin

Carlin got it down to "dont be an asshole"


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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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Even Jesus was hedging. No wonder today's Christianity is so soft.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen
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