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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:53 am

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Another win for the INTERNET

And this guy specifically...

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:54 am

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good dolphin wrote:

tommy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

pittmike wrote:

People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

In truth, most Christians today say that only about two of the Commandments (the killing one and the dealing crack one; Catholic priests call these the Big 2) are actually important. The others are just kind of there to make sure people are polite. As you know, a .300 batting average for the Commandments will get you into Heaven, no matter how many are on the ballot.

Jesus himself said that there were two that were important. If you followed those, you would naturally follow the rest.

I hope it wasn't the one about graven images. I'd hate for all my Catholic friends to burn in eternal hellfire.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 11:57 am

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How much money do I need to send to have Joel Osteen stop hurricanes? pittmike sounds like a donor. Does he know?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 12:59 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Open now.

Doing God's work. Which is more than I can say for the arm chair critics in this thread. God Bless.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:03 pm

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

Fuck that horse toothed jewfro fuck. I support the nomination.

From what I've read over the years his wife (Victoria?) is way worse. She has that *scoff* "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" thing down pat and generally seems like she doesn't like having to rub elbows with the riff-raff (read: everyday people)

This is prolly why Catholics don't let their priests marry, huh?!

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:09 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

How much money do I need to send to have Joel Osteen stop hurricanes? pittmike sounds like a donor. Does he know?

I'm too cheap to give to tv preacher guys.

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hnd

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:42 pm

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me responding to my overly defensive christian friends on fb "hey yall, joel osteen is a heretic asswipe, you don't need to defend him. kthanx"

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:00 pm

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I just hate how these stories spread across "social media" like wildfire and the gospel truth, facts be damned.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:00 pm

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Franky T wrote:

I just hate how these stories spread across "social media" like wildfire and the gospel truth, facts be damned.

Yeah I am seeing both angle in my feed today. I just ignore it.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:19 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

How much money do I need to send to have Joel Osteen stop hurricanes? pittmike sounds like a donor. Does he know?

I'm too cheap to give to tv preacher guys.

Good to see you also think those people are morons.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 3:13 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I just hate how these stories spread across "social media" like wildfire and the gospel truth, facts be damned.

Yeah I am seeing both angle in my feed today. I just ignore it.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:10 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

pittmike wrote:

Franky T wrote:

I just hate how these stories spread across "social media" like wildfire and the gospel truth, facts be damned.

Yeah I am seeing both angle in my feed today. I just ignore it.

I hope that's fake

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:44 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

tommy wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

pittmike wrote:

People can give their money wherever they want. As long as this guy isn't breaking the law who cares?

What if he's breaking Commandments?

Jesus himself said that there were two that were important. If you followed those, you would naturally follow the rest.

Jesus and George Carlin

Carlin got it down to "dont be an asshole"

Sweet Jiminy. Seacrest is the second coming of.......George Carlin!

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Joel Osteen

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:54 pm

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The picture of the shark was floating around the last time there was a hurricane and massive flooding someplace.

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