It took me a second to figure out you meant me as a financial advisor, but I assumed that's where you were headed. How about we send her your way, I'll recommend a nice Pulte home and help set up your financial future? That way we all win. You get six months of the best sex of your life. You know she's gonna work hard during her time left. Plus take the mortgage out in her name. Walk away from the house when she kicks it.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I think denis is more like the doctor in that story.

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Looks like another big storm brewing in the Atlantic, should hit somewhere on the East Coast by Monday.

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Russians are starting a war.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Just read that 80% of those affected by Harvey don't have flood insurance.

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They need to really do some city planning over there.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I guess when it comes down to it the people in these places know they will get bailed out. It's not like Houston or Texas is going to let these people go bankrupt and walk away making my it a ghost town. Too much in property tax revenue etc to save.

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Elections have consequences.

Do you have any data to back this up?

I don't think Houston will or should become a ghost town but it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if the region experienced some contraction. Maybe there shouldn't be 6.5 million people living on a paved-over floodplain.

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Um no. Customarily when one starts a post with I guess it's kind of, wait what's the word? A guess!

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Elections have consequences.

Regarding personal property taxes, I had a Superintendent of a school in Illinois explain it to me...when a family moves in...it's not like "whooohooo 10K more in revenue" because the cause of servicing these new taxpayers makes it a wash.

What they really salivate over is business coming in and that tax revenue(thought hey usually get a handout too).

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It'll never recover just like New Orleans will never recover from Katrina.

If you want to know the cause of this storm, it is something called the "Destroyer", seen in days of old.

It can be seen at the beginning of the following video, though the man speaking wrongly ascribes it to Nibiru, which it is not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg9wru2TZMc

This star-like entity appeared in the skies above Texas in the days leading up to the storm's landfall. A description of it can be found in a very old book, called the "Kolbrin Bible", which I read years ago. Biblical reference to it can be found in the Book of Jeremiah.

"The body of the dragon was wreathed in a cold bright light and beneath, on the belly, was a ruddy hued glow, while behind it trained a flowing tail of smoke. It spewed out cinders and hot stones and its breath was foul and stenchful, poisoning the nostrils of men." This description exactly matches the creature at the beginning of the video.

"http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread582584/pg1"

I wasn't going to say anything, but since there are some faithful people here, I thought you should know.

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What a libtard.

The Russians have as much influence on the weather as our elections

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Never should have rebuilt New Orleans, it will be obliterated again before 2025.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I'm pretty sure that Obama sent the hurricane to Texas as retribution for not voting for him.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Finally somebody gets it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

They have meds now to help you.

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My redneck buddy from the Army named Dunn is on the right. I think him and his brother are actually enjoying the shitshow down there.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

60 deaths confirmed, not nearly as bad as I thought.

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I wonder what he needs the gun to protect? The queer shoes? The busted fridge?

Maybe the broom?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Any clue how they tally events like this? Considering the population there, hundreds die everyday of natural causes. How do they count disaster deaths compared to a normal one. If I prove not as resilient as Mr Pasta and drop from a grabber while wading in water, did Harvey kill me?

I've read reports that referred to deaths like the one you described as "indirect fatalities." This was during Katrina.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

That always seemed like the most pointless distinction. Unless you're a stats geek/sabrematician.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'm not 100% certain, but I think the death has to have had a plausible chance of avoidance if not for the natural disaster. If someone has a heart attack and can't be treated because they are in the house it counts. If they are in a hospital with power and it happens then it doesn't.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!