Betting he talked about comic books and super heroes like the nerd always does.

I guess you are just counting his annual salary from the Score

$536,429 Score salary
$50,000 Score related appearances and live reads
$100,000 severance from NBC
$75,000 severance from 120 Sports
$150,000 as De Paul professor
$250,000 as De Paul announcer

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I don't care for comic books, but that might be the one endearing thing about him. He embraces that side of himself whereas if Goff were a comic book nerd, he would hide that secret to keep up his tough guy credibility.

Holmes just feels more like a real person because he embraces that comic book/sci-fi nerd side of himself.

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I love him because he can throw a football 60 yards. That's what he said last Thursday or Friday.

Lyin' Laurence at it again.

Sad.

If he could throw it as far as his "big man" bullshit,he would be in the NFL.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Lyin' Laurence!??!!? You mean how he "almost" got drafted as a catcher 'cause someone saw him on his college club team?!?!??

A former college baseball player who was a catcher throwing 60 yds is not that hard to believe.


Laurence has always been truthful so you have to give him the benefit of the doubt

Club baseball...not the same as COLLEGE baseball. Sorry.

It really isn't the same as high school baseball either. I played in the summer at Riis Park for several years while in high school for a team that featured several Loyola U players (De Paul was their big rival). Most of them didn't make a high school varsity team. The club team was no cut and seemed more like extended little league. I'm not knocking it as it is probably a lot of fun for a college kid with an interest in the game but not a desire for sports to be the focal point of his college career. It's just that Sir is fibbing a little in his storytelling.

I think Laurence played at Homewood-Flossmoore. It isn't surprising that he would be a top player for the club team.

The way he talks about it kind of fits in with his gilding the lilly on his college options as well. The guy got in to Yale but went to De Paul. Ok!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Of all the lies he's told, that one about getting into Yale and choosing De Paul is his greatest. I don't even know how you say that with a straight face. But Larry is one of those types.

That would be like me saying Jessica Alba wanted to marry me but I chose Melissa McCarthy.

Some people apply even knowing that they may not be able to afford it. I got into some places for undergrad that I couldn't afford and couldn't get the financial assistance I'd need to go.

I think it's odd that that story is one people have an issue with.

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You know me like that.

Right. But I still don't believe Yale accepted him.

You're smarter than Larry and all you got was Illinois.

Doc: Hey!!!!

My wife went to high school with Melissa McCarthy if you want to meet her.

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You know me like that.

How was the club team at U of I?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No thanks. Get a new wife that went to school with Jessica Alba and I'll take you up on that offer.

Probably better than the golf team at that time.

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You know me like that.

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You know me like that.

Not true. I meet them. I just can't get them to stop throwing drinks in my face or taking a swing at me. Just for saying "hello".

I think Jessica Alba would be different, though. She would like me.

I don't think that meets the definition of "meeting".

Sounds more like "accosting".

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You know me like that.

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chained to the radiator and still throwing drinks in his face.

feisty woman!

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Good ones.

You guys get me good all the time.

Feel free to caption this uncomfortable photo at your leisure...

He looks like the before picture in an orthodontist's office.

Her: Since I was a little girl, I always wanted to marry a black guy. But I never thought it would be one like him. Am I really gonna do this?

Him: Baby!!!!! I look good. She ok.

Lol or a weight watchers commercial.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

ey! it's like da weight loss commercial! before? an WAY before

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Hey Ton, you hear what I said?

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