Schwarbs trying to catch, lol.

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Even better, Schwarber is catching.

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Is going 1st to 3rd up 14 an unwritten rule violation?

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Just win tomorrow and you only lose 1 game in the standings for the weekend and have a 4 game lead on the Brewers.

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I don't know. At that point, I was too busy listening to the guy next to me mansplain the game to his wife even though he was comically wrong about everything. It was like if Elmhurst Steve and Dignified Rube mated and then their offspring watched the sport of baseball for the first time.

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Gotta tough assignment vs Zach Davies today. Bryant in LF, LaStella at 3rd, Happ at 2B, Schwarber benched once again.

Gotta get this game!

Nice start so far!

Still no offense and Kyle has thrown a billion pitches.

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You just let a team that refuses to manufacture runs manufacture a god damn run. The pen will be in this thing by the 5th or 6th. Fucking fuck.

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Heyward again fails to drive in a key run.

God dammit Heyward. Do something one fucking time. You are the easiest out in baseball.

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stop throwing a first pitch change right over the plate. this is the 2nd inning they have sat on that shit. Of course fielding the god damn ball would help.

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These guys cant even execute a sac bunt. Great fundamentals Joe.

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I quit..... just like this team. Fucking dead ass losers.

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Will they rally or roll over?

They rolled over 3 days ago. Fucking losers. Way to unload the rest of your prospects for this shit team Theo.

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I've put the potential for missing the playoffs this year in my mind so if they don't make it I won't feel that bad.

I will because Theo traded away player to supplement this years team. Fucking stupid.

Now lets watch Heyward fail again.

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And Heyward does indeed fail once again.

Signing Heyward is the equivalent of selling your soul. You get to win the world series because of his meeting but you must watch him be fucking awful for 6 years worth of games.

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Losing to Milwaukee again?

Ye gods.

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MIL did throw their top 3 SP's in this series and lost Nelson for the year so it'll still be a challenge for them obviously.

Heyward shouldn't be playing. He's been a disaster again this season, even with all the offseason adjustments. Between Heyward and Zobrist, there is a lot of bad money sitting on the books. Been a lot of heartless performances the last 6 games. Someone needs to be held accountable for this shit season.

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This is ok. I'm sure they'll put up 14 on Cincinnati next time they play they them.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yes!!! This team gives zero fucks right now. Its like they want to be done in 3 weeks so they can go home to their mansions.

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No excuse for Heyward. He should be in his prime and can't hit shit. 9 HR's and 49 RBI's is horrendous "production".

Please stop posting like a vapid meatball.

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KB's production has been shit as well. Sure 25 bombs and nice OBP, but the RBI total is pathetic. Needs to be driving guys in.

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Brewers or Cards?

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Agreed. The batting him 2nd thing hasn't worked out.