This lady at my work who seems like an otherwise nice, normal person, just told me she was watching a HILARIOUS video clip on her phone, and hands me the phone. The clip was 4 minutes long! A true psychopath.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Working at home didn't pan out?

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Elections have consequences.

Only 2 days a week for now. Should be up to full time in the next few months hopefully

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be Fucking Delusional


SALEM, OR—Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some kind of psychotic break that left him deluded enough to believe people would want to watch the whole goddamned thing. “Is he out of his fucking mind?” link recipient Stephen Dunstable said after reading the email’s instruction to “be sure to watch all the way to the end.” “Because he’d have to be clinically insane to think anyone would sit through a video that long. Three or four minutes would be crazy enough—but eight? And the asshole doesn’t even tell us what point we should cue it up to if we just want to watch the best part. I honestly don’t know what planet this guy is living on.” Later on, while procrastinating at work, Dunstable reportedly watched the video in its entirety and admitted it was “actually kind of good.”

R.I.P Vine.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How do you bus tables remotely from home?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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75% of the "hilarious" videos people show you on their phone are lame as hell. Puts you in that awkward position of deciding to politely chuckle or remain stoic.

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