let's see what we have here...

some leftover oatmeal raisin cookies from jimmy john's (what kind of masochistic bastard brings that to a lunch meeting?)
peanut butter pretzel nuggets in a plastic tub from Costco
peanut butter girl scout cookies, box long gone.... Do See Dos?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

If you put 100 bagels in the back room, someone always refuses to fully eat the last one. The final bakery product will first be cut in half, and then half again, and half again. But no matter what, there will always be a small piece of that last pastry on the counter.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

people always cut the bagels in half and eat the top and leave the bottom. People will bring in two dozen bagels and 6 oz. of cream cheese.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I really thought this was going to be a HND thread.

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those peanut butter pretzel nuggets are always horrible. the concept is great but the execution from these junky chip companies is always horrible.

You guys are crazy. This shit is great. I go through like 1 a week.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Future management would take the last one and eat it. Must be a bunch of long-term lower level wimps in your office.

i've not had the kirkland ones. but as with all things kirkland, thats promising.

Hey, I like the Jimmy John's oatmeal cookie.

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Obviously these custodians are being paid too much

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SAVAGE!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

If you ever worked in a government office you would know there is nothing you could leave in the break room that will not be consumed

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.