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Hatchetman
 Post subject: Odd Pets
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:09 pm 
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Looks like we are adopting a Russian Tortoise...Vlad. Should be fun for a week or two. Who wants him after we're tired of him?

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Hatchetman wrote:
Looks like we are adopting a Russian Tortoise...Vlad. Should be fun for a week or two. Who wants him after we're tired of him?


The Fox River...

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http://emerils.com/121340/turtle-soup
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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:37 pm 
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denisdman wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
Looks like we are adopting a Russian Tortoise...Vlad. Should be fun for a week or two. Who wants him after we're tired of him?


The Fox River...


Tortoises can't swim. But maybe you knew that. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 1:51 pm 
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denisdman wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
Looks like we are adopting a Russian Tortoise...Vlad. Should be fun for a week or two. Who wants him after we're tired of him?


The Fox River...

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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:03 pm 
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Not sure why anyone would adopt a pet they have no intention of keeping long term, but hey, dump it wherever! Fuck the planet's Ecosystem..this is America right? Fuck it!
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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 3:11 pm 
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Hatchetman wrote:
Looks like we are adopting a Russian Tortoise...Vlad. Should be fun for a week or two. Who wants him after we're tired of him?

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The brain of a tortoise is extremely small. The tortoises ... do not have an area in the brain called the hippocampus, which relates to emotion, learning, memory and spatial navigation.


ur turtle gon b hella dum

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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
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I just looked russian tortoises up. They are the ones where the males squeak while mating. Makes me chuckle every time one of those is on youtube.

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pittmike drinks more than any other pet I've had, but he shits on the carpet about an average amount.

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pittmike drinks more than any other pet I've had, but he shits on the carpet about an average amount.


We gonna do this.

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IMU wrote:
I just looked russian tortoises up. They are the ones where the males squeak while mating. Makes me chuckle every time one of those is on youtube.

Never knew there was a niche for tortoise porn. Ship him to LA Hatchetman!

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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2017 4:48 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
pittmike drinks more than any other pet I've had, but he shits on the carpet about an average amount.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Franky T wrote:
IMU wrote:
I just looked russian tortoises up. They are the ones where the males squeak while mating. Makes me chuckle every time one of those is on youtube.

Never knew there was a niche for tortoise porn. Ship him to LA Hatchetman!

https://youtu.be/Vd9adMppcyY

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 Post subject: Re: Odd Pets
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leashyourkids wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
pittmike drinks more than any other pet I've had, but he shits on the carpet about an average amount.


Let's do it, playa!

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