What did tornadoes sound like before trains?

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Now that she's back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Like THAT,Walt?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Gay.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

What am I even reading?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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@audioidkid

How do they paint lettering or graphics on corrugated surfaces (such as railroad container cars) so that they look perfect when viewed head-on?

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How does HawaiiYou dress himself in the morning?

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Pretty sure he dressed himself once, long ago, before his exile to Hawaii, and just bathes and sleeps in whatever is left of the clothes he was wearing at some point.

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He watches Cubs games in his tighty-whities so he may not wear anything else.

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Is Hawaiiyou a better poster than those who mock him?

I'm getting serious George Carlin vibes here...

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Yes but not in the operating room.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

That sounds awesome.

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Who let the dogs out?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

1980s Gallagher called and wanted his stand-up material back.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Why do we need to "dig" ourselves out of holes? Wasn't digging the problem in the first place?

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?

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If you smoke some ice you can get wet. If you get my drift.

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Why does air travel cause everyone to need to take a shit at the same damn time?

sports related :

1.Who really got rid of Doug Collins and why.
2.Whats the real story behind Sammy Sosa's 'sneeze' injury.

ok, i may get banned for this but here goes :

1.What ever happened to bigfan?
2.What/where is he 'new' site at?

Always been curious.

Moved to Arizona
He tried to start one but it never took off. Honestly don't remember the address but it was ezboards.com or something.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

M Jeff thought he couldn't see the big picture, and Crumbs agreed.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

But to this day I still don't get the existence of Soldiers Field. It was/is a dump and a white elephant

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

GONE

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HE?

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