I'll send you an invoice.

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I'd prefer a factura.

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The Gorn episode of Star Trek is on BBC right now.

It's so lifelike!

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More lifelike than Armus?

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Tito's. Rocks.

I've given up on Svedka and Skyy.

Burnt the shit out of my finger on the steam of a rice cooker. Medicating with Tito's.

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Went to the Cub game today, so I've been drinking heavily. Mike Montgomery does that to you.

Beer at the game. Knob Creek now.

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We need some young blood on this board. It's not even midnight, and this place is dead.

Panther, where you at?

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I thought you said young blood?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I just assumed he has some on hand.

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Post better.

(I just pulled a Farvio & need a fresh drink)

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPtrqvHGEg -- Waits

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I have almost had enough my 12 pack league of heroes to forget about that cubs game.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Bunch a stuff.

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one fist city and one O'Doul's

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I call out the old Drinky Board Crew -

Spaulding
Cairo
Reader
Reason
Nas
W_Z
Chus
newper
Various

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Spanky
Killer V
Bulldog Scott
Mustang Rob
Degenerate Dave
Assorted

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Gin. Tonic

You rang?

This Jason Bourne movie kind of sucks.

And I like the series.

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Tito's dirty martini with blue cheese olives.

LSU looks like shit tonight.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Must be the mute button on this damn phone!

There's no other explanation!

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LSU is a dumpster fire.

I just watched "Mommie Dearest" for the fifteenth time. No wired hangers!!!

Poor Doc.

I think Drunk Squirrel needs to be inducted to the Drinky Board HOF.

His parents obviously saw the potential when they named him.

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Hi kids. And Zack.
I remember the good old days when people used to try and tell me that NIU just simply couldn't compete in the B1G.

Only Miller Lites for me tonight. Loooong hot day of baseball and softball. Missed the whole Huskers beat down.

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Trying to find a game worth watching. Was watching the end of Tennessee v Florida and explaining to my youngest how the college overtime works. He says, what if Florida scores right now? I say, well that will screw up my overtime fun. I don't know how you let WRs get behind you in that situation.

Another 1pm Little League start tomorrow, so I get to watch the first 30 minutes of the Bears game and then call it a day.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I'm living up to the potential tonight. Wife just raised an eyebrow as I poured another.

They still couldn't.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's a shame you were on a boycott during that 3-week window a couple years ago when you could have been right.

Nebraska is in the Big 8.

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How many to get an eye brow raise? 3 for me. but she won't start nagging until 4.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest