First deal: Last May I acquired full use of our two-car garage in order to store my boat for as long as we live in our current house. She receives hardwood floors in the family room and dining room.

Results: It is 16 months later and my boat is still in the garage. We have not gotten hard wood floors since the color we like does not match all the lovely honey oak trim, doors, and railings that we have. She has since decided that she wants carpet since we are not "hardwood floor" people whatever the hell that means.

Winner: Me

Second deal: I give up my control of our bedroom shower, sink, and countertop and I only have use of our basement bathroom. I can take a leak in the middle of the night but no deuces. The basement bathroom is bigger and nicer which is why she originally wanted it. However, we have had a couple mice in the basement so she won't use it. In exchange for the bathroom swap I receive an agreed upon increase in sexual activity, acknowledging that I am making the exchange in order to please her, and she will make some financial changes with her retirement account that I have been bugging her about for months that she has been "too busy" to make.

Results: It's only been a week. She has not acted upon the financial conditions of our deal but I did give her 2 weeks. She did live up to the first part of our deal.

Winner: Too soon to tell. I probably lose this one but the bathroom is much nicer in our basement anyways.

How say you? What deals have you made with your significant other?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Havent made any deals like that in a while. But a few years ago my wife wanted a pretty expensive camera. I did not really want to spend the money on it. She offered to give me a blow job every day until it was paid off. I jumped on that deal. I forgot how long it took to pay it off, but it was several months. That was the most unhappy I have ever been when an item got paid off.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Traded inviting my sister to my kids baptism for about a $6000 shed (after pulling out trees and leveling the ground).

I HATE my sister with all my life force.

Traded going to Hamilton for permission to buy a car up to $60,000 with no questions asked. Now I just need the money! Deal of a lifetime. And Hamilton was pretty good.

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Waiting for the "Deals I've Made with Your Wives" thread...

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

So your wife wanted you to invite her?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

She invited her. She showed up to the Church, just didn't come back to the house. Which made me happy, since I didn't have to interact with her.

And while you are making deals with your wife, the original deal maker, Monty Hall, now finds himself dead at the age of 96.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas