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 Post subject: Semen tainted flutes
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Parents were warned Saturday that a music teacher with a nonprofit group may have handed out flutes to schoolchildren that were tainted with his own semen.

A state and federal investigation was under way into whether youngsters at schools around Southern California may have received tainted flutes.
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Juice's Lecture Notes
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What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?
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Another new low accomplished. :cry:

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

Well... women typically don't produce their own semen.

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 Post subject: Re: Semen tainted flutes
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Darkside wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?

Well... women typically don't produce their own semen.


Traps do.

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The teacher handed out his skin flute right?

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denisdman wrote:
The teacher handed out his skin flute right?


Did you read the story?

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?


Well, I did have the misfortune to see a hidden camera video of a female cook inserting a hot dog into her crotch before placing into a bun and serving it to a customer.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
What. The. Fuck.

Is there any research into why it seems like these kinds of sexual fetishes ("perversions" works perfectly well here, too) are so prevalent in men?


Well, I did have the misfortune to see a hidden camera video of a female cook inserting a hot dog into her crotch before placing into a bun and serving it to a customer.


Good Lord.

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So this one time, at band camp...

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Do you really want a reporter named Wang on this story?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/edu ... eb8682eb8f
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Do you really want a reporter named Wang on this story?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/edu ... eb8682eb8f


I don’t know this person but Judy Wang is a very good reporter.

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Do you really want a reporter named Wang on this story?

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I hope the kids don't catch Locomotive Breath from this.

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