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SuperMario

Post subject: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 1:14 pm

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Maybe this should be a Shout Out depending on your viewpoint.

Miami Dolphins O-Line coach Chris Foerster was caught on video snorting cocaine and talking to a model about it. Transcript from the video:

Hey babe. Miss you. Thinking about you. How ‘bout me going into a meeting, and doing this before I go? [snort] There’s those big grains falling, but I miss you. I miss you a lot. [snort] What do you think? Crazy? I know, babe. It’s gonna be a while before we can do this again, because I know you’re going to keep that baby[?]. But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you, how hot we got together. How much fun it was. So much fun. Last little bit before I go to my meeting. [snort] [inaudible] You think? I think not. I wish I was licking this off your pussy.

Maybe after that he should be in the Shout Out. He also has since resigned.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:29 pm

100000 CLUB

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Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:39 pm

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Someone please put a John Facenda narration and a Sam Spence musical piece over that video.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:49 pm

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

Someone please put a John Facenda narration and a Sam Spence musical piece over that video.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:56 pm

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Shouldn’t he have been offered paid treatment?

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:00 pm

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I hope this dude did something terrible to that chick b/c what she did was horrific otherwise.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:02 pm

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Has he been hanging around with Kristen Cavallari?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:02 pm

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Had no idea this was a fire-able offense. Feel bad for him.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:06 pm

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No room for drugs in the NFL.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:46 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

No room for drugs in the NFL.

Now go back to our drug room and take these 13 pills before the game.

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Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:41 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

I hope this dude did something terrible to that chick b/c what she did was horrific otherwise.

She said she did it because white people have been treating protesting NFL players unfairly.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:50 pm

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Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 7:59 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

I hope this dude did something terrible to that chick b/c what she did was horrific otherwise.

She said she did it because white people have been treating protesting NFL players unfairly.

I thought this was a bad joke.. Wow

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:01 am

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If those were ground up Percs from a team doctor, he should be A-ok. But since it's coke, that's a big no-no. :roll:

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:17 am

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Quote:

“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”

“My point is everyone has to be held accountable for their decisions,” she also said in a since-deleted Facebook comment. “They roast players over anthems while the coaches be high as (expletive).”

I like her

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:23 am

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He also owes the IES a shit ton of money. Better not let this guy near any bridges.

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Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:49 am

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I have a favor to ask of this board.

Could someone who has video editing skills splice this in as the soundtrack to the video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12J7BYlj-E

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Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:58 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

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TIL snorting cocaine and smoking weed is the same as beating your spouse or torturing helpless animals. Jesus fucking Christ.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:30 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

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So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:39 am

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shakes wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

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So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?

Cocaine is white privilege and dog fighting is their culture, educate yourselves wypipo.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:40 am

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

shakes wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Quote:

So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?

Cocaine is white privilege and dog fighting is their culture, educate yourselves wypipo.

who? football players, left handers, or black people?

Vick is a 3 time loser

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:42 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

shakes wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Quote:

So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?

Cocaine is white privilege and dog fighting is their culture, educate yourselves wypipo.

who? football players, left handers, or black people?

Vick is a 3 time loser

Yes to all three.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:51 am

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So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:53 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.

Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:54 am

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.

Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

I didn't realize that part. Nevermind.

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:22 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.

Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

I didn't realize that part. Nevermind.

Haha. Yeah. In fact, it was apparently right before he went into a meeting. So not only was it on company property, he went into the meeting high on coke.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:22 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

ToxicMasculinity wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.

Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

I didn't realize that part. Nevermind.

Also, maybe dont record it.

Just say you're doing coke. She'll believe you.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:23 pm

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SuperMario wrote:

[ he went into the meeting high on coke.

I don't blame him if his meetings are anything like mine.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:34 pm

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I wouldn't care as long as it made him more engaged in the meetings.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:35 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I wouldn't care as long as it made him more engaged in the meetings.

It's called Bolivian Marching powder.

Football is WAR.

It makes sense.

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