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I'm just getting infuriated watching this. Strasburg was being a huge pussy and his teammates guilted him into playing and they can't stop sucking his dick on the call. Like he was in a coma and miraculously came out of it in time to pitch.



Instead of a bloody sock, he has a bloody hankerchief

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I'm just getting infuriated watching this. Strasburg was being a huge pussy and his teammates guilted him into playing and they can't stop sucking his dick on the call. Like he was in a coma and miraculously came out of it in time to pitch.

Same


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Dodgers vs Nationals will be awesome.
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This is the kind of game that makes you hate baseball.

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Hockey Gay wrote:
Dodgers vs Nationals will be awesome.


That was the old us, HG. We are world champs now. This is just a bump in the road.

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Apparently, I'm the only one who started drinking at 2.

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Strasburg going to pitch a CG shutout and it'll look impressive after his IV treatments that never happened.


Does his agent allow Strasburg to pitch beyond the 7th. Dusty will pull him regardless. Strasburg sitting at 88 pitches through 6. One more inning most likely. I'd leave him in until his arm fell off in this game. Doesn't seem like the hitters can figure him out at all.
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Dodgers vs Nationals will be awesome.

Shut the fuck up ya pussy!

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Free Ajent wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Dodgers vs Nationals will be awesome.

Shut the fuck up ya pussy!


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Lester is dealing

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Dusty will fuck himself. Just give him time. He is sitting way too high on that horse after his dastardly trickery with the SP that absolutely no one saw coming.

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Apparently, I'm the only one who started drinking at 2.

I'm hammered
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Small ball, let's go fuckers!

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Apparently, I'm the only one who started drinking at 2.

I'm hammered


:lol: I love you.

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I'm drinking but not drunk. :lol:

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Dusty rolling out the defensive substitutes in the 7th inning, trying to lock down that 1-Nil W.
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Why, again, is Almora not starting?

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Why, again, is Almora not starting?


Bed bugs

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I'm trying to decide who ties this up, Schwarber or La Stella.

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SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING
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SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING


Not tonight. These guys are lifeless Caller Bobs tonight.

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Swinging at a lot of balls. They will do what they need to do when they need I do it. No worries. Dusty is on his 8th bag of seeds.

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Swinging at a lot of balls. They will do what they need to do when they need I do it. No worries. Dusty is on his 8th bag of seeds.

And his 4 box of toothpicks.

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How can Ernie Johnson talk so clearly with a mouthful of Strasburg semen?

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I'm turning it off. Good luck!

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
How can Ernie Johnson talk so clearly with a mouthful of Strasburg semen?


Brutal announcing. I really hope they don't have a long term contract for playoff baseball.
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How can Ernie Johnson talk so clearly with a mouthful of Strasburg semen?

You can practically hear him gargling it.

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I'm turning it off. Good luck!


Fucking liar

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I turned on the MVP stream. Who does the espn radio broadcast with that Mendoza lady? Sounds ok but really sounds like Kasper to me.

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Ernie Johnson and Ron Darling are the second worst duo ever after Bernstein and Goff
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