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 Post subject: Bobby Portis
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Wtf man? The season opener is tomorrow.

https://sports.yahoo.com/sources-bulls-nikola-mirotic-hospitalized-practice-altercation-teammate-bobby-portis-223615980.html

Going to be a great season.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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This just shows the kind of dedication "The Mayor" has inspired in his players. Guys are fighting for their roster spots!
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Da Boo 2017-18.

Fractured bone in his face and they are administering concussion protocol... per Kaplan on STL.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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That will give Niko time to work on bulking up into an NBA body by doing nothing but sitting in a dark room and drinking Ensure.
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Is a Maxillary fracture a big deal?
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Hey, he is like Tyrus Thomas after all. Another win for IMU.

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Is a Maxillary fracture a big deal?

Oofa! I just Googled some images. I'm no Dr Bernstein but that looks like something bad... :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Is a Maxillary fracture a big deal?


According to Twitter doctors it can be life threatening or disfiguring.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Bulls are tanking...this should be in "shout outs".
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Cut Portis.
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Cut Portis.

No. This is just another story of Mirotic missing another shot. Cut Niko.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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maybe Niko deserved it

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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maybe Niko deserved it

MANY are saying that.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Denied. No issues with whooping the ass of the worst player on the team.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Best shot Mirotic has taken in years.
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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FavreFan wrote:
Denied. No issues with whooping the ass of the worst player on the team.

Advocate for sucker punching? SAD!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Portis should be named a team captain.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Portis should be named a team captain.

Yup.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Best shot Mirotic has taken in years.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Fights happen.

Don't fuck with Portis esp. when you are Euro-soft.
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Nas wrote:
You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.



No arrest if he acted in self-defense.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Nas wrote:
You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.

Why no more bolded username?

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.



No arrest if he acted in self-defense.


I can't imagine Mirotic swinging first.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Nas wrote:
You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.


He should be cut immediately! He broke the face of the guy to whom the team gave a bunch of stupid money to get above the salary floor. How would not immediately getting rid of that guy look to the rest of the league?
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Nas wrote:
FrankDrebin wrote:
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You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.



No arrest if he acted in self-defense.


I can't imagine Mirotic swinging first.


I can imagine him saying something stupid and getting smacked in the face as a result. Not saying this is right but passions run high in some athletes. And others are flat out crazy. I don't think Portis is the latter.
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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Nas wrote:
You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.


He should be cut immediately! He broke the face of the guy to whom the team gave a bunch of stupid money to get above the salary floor. How would not immediately getting rid of that guy look to the rest of the league?

not that I really care about the Bulls, but most of the reports I read made it sound like Portis didn't start it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Nas wrote:
You probably have to suspend Portis for at least 10 games. He should probably be arrested.


He should be cut immediately! He broke the face of the guy to whom the team gave a bunch of stupid money to get above the salary floor. How would not immediately getting rid of that guy look to the rest of the league?

Every tanking GM hates the salary floor. They would surely throw Portis a bone if trying to reach the floor themselves.

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 Post subject: Re: Bobby Portis
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Give Portis a 5 year extension.

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