After Urlacher had his Ryne Sandburg is the next big Chicago sports celebrity to have one. If you had unlimited funds and were balding would you have the transplant?

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

No, hair is a pain in the a$$. I am happy with my challenged follicles.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Where are they getting the hair from? How much does this actually cost?

Brick's vagina.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

I would transplant you to some Godforsaken hell hole in Utah or Taiwan.

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Ewwwww, Don't wanna turn into a white knight ....

If it was good hair then maybe. I had terrible hair, if I dyed it green it would if resembled a worn out Brillo pad, so going bald was no big deal. Best decision with my hair I made was as a 30 year old grabbing the clippers and buzzing away. Now, if I have to brush it I know it’s time to buzz it.

Sandberg's unmatches charisma on display in the ad


People would say, look how much hair you had and Id think "it's not there anymore!"

Urlacher looks creepy with hair. He looked better bald.

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Bryan LaHair
Charlie Furbush
Kenny Mayne

I think it costs like 10k to get this done.

My question is if it's permanent. Will you eventually lose it again. Is it just a start over.

Remember when Rogaine had tons of commercials all over TV? Now you don't see them anymore. Did that shit just not work for most people.

By Cracky By Cracky

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Damn good one.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

If I had unlimited funds the hair would not be necessary

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I am bald, have been since 18. I would do it with unlimited funds. I may still keep it short but at least I have the option of trying something new. Tired of being bald at times.

with unlimited funds I'd have a supermodel with 80s bush sit on my head

Hey guys, you like my new style?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I mentioned unlimited funds because I think they charge between $5 and $10 per hair that is transplanted from the back of the hair to the front.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

"How much for one hair?"

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Elections have consequences.

Hammer: How may I help you sir?

Rib Joint Customer: How much for an order of ribs?

Hammer: Two Fifty

Rib Joint Customer: Two Fifty? How many ribs do I get with that?

Hammer: Ahhh, about five

Rib Joint Customer: Five

[does math on his hand]

Rib Joint Customer: So I guess that's about fifty cents a rib, huh?

Hammer: Yeeaaa, about

Rib Joint Customer: K, lemme get one

Hammer: Right on

[yells to the cook]

Hammer: One order

Slammer: One order of ribs

Rib Joint Customer: No, no... no, no... one rib

Hammer: [Holds up finger] One. Rib.

Rib Joint Customer: I sure am hungry

Hammer: Uhhhh, make that... one... rib... to go

Slammer: One rib?

Hammer: One rib...

[sigh]

To this day, his finest work. And he's a great stand up.