Denied. Or you are using it wrong.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Are you allergic to Apples?

The Apple cider part is a ruse.

Try putting it in your mouth this time.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

DRINKS JUST FINE!

But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar?

Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!?

Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This is an interesting thread.

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I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork.

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This guy gets it.

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You know me like that.

It’s also a cleanse.

hope it clears your yeast infection

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

This could probably go in the corn dog thread too.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Well so's fuckin' Drano.

Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE!



Prude.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Try pouring five or six gallons over your keyboard then. Maybe that will help clean up your awful White Sox posts.

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It’s supposed to help reduce belly fat.

I wanna look good naked!

Also great for reducing your dog's itchiness.

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As someone who often gets mistaken for a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, drinking cider to lose weight has about the same efficacy as pissing on a forest fire. Plus, you of course know that shit's quite acidic ... you might lose weight when your upper GI tract has gotten so raw that drinking water is almost too much to bear.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day.

She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

How the hell does Apple Cider Vinegar help with digestion when our guts are already filled with (diluted) hydrochloric acid? And how the hell does acid 'fix' acid?

Doc, what's wrong wit my troat?
Well, you have gastroesophageal reflux, or GERD.
Huh? What da hell is dis GURD??
It's a medical term for acid reflux.
<blank stare>
You ever take a Rolaid when you've got a burning sensation in your throat?
Oh yeah, sure I have. Everybody does. My mudder, God rest her soul, used ta go in da kitch.....
Yes, yes ... that's what I mean, that sensation is what GERD produces. So, here's what you should do ...
Wait, wait, lemme guess - drink more acid so de udder acid gets cancelled out? Right, doc? Doc?
<door slams>

"Fighting fire with fire" isn't a suggestion, it's an admonition.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

There are times when GERD actually occurs because you have less muriatic (hydrocloric) acid in your stomach than you need...the acid then, in order to digest the food must be sloshed around by the stomach, and when this occurs you get stomach acid thrown up the esophagus.

Vinegar helps digestion and eases GERD. It's as old timey as you can get. Pickle juice works as well. The other help if you really do have too much stomach acid is to get as much green leafy's as you can, which are on the base side of the acid/base scale.

Taking antacids long-term is super scary.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Tito’s helps with that also.

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You know me like that.

I just saw this thread. Outstanding. So keyser drank vinegar straight up? That seems unwise.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Its been a thing for a few years. People take shots to help with weight loss and appetite suppressant. Probably because it tastes rancid.

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These guys get it.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

The first time I drank it straight and I almost threw up. Lesson learned. Now I cut it with water and honey. It’s still god awful.

So no one got the Jerky Boys reference? That’s disappointing.

I tried doing it once and that was enough to realize it would be a lot less uncomfortable to just go to the gym than deal with an upset stomach.

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