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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:02 am 
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Collected a few full sized Reese’s cups and a pack of bottle caps.

What’s your take.


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 Post subject: Re: The dad tax
PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:10 am 
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I take about 45-50% in various increments to teach about taxation.

We also take 7.65% of it and just let it rot until the kid is age 67 to teach him about what a scam FICA is...










(kidding, my kid just turned a year so no trick or treating yet)

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 Post subject: Re: The dad tax
PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:13 am 
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I took about 15%.

May audit her down the line.


Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.


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is this affected by the sugar tax ?


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Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.


I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night.


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A couple Reese's cups and York patties.

Few giant Lemonheads too.

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TurdFerguson wrote:
Collected a few full sized Reese’s cups and a pack of bottle caps.

What’s your take.


A lot of Sour Patch Kids and peanut M&M's.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
I took about 15%.

May audit her down the line.


Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.


:P :P

That is awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: The dad tax
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TurdFerguson wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.


I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night.

I just hit a double red. I think I might play the lottery this evening.

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Douchebag wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.


I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night.

I just hit a double red. I think I might play the lottery this evening.


Last year I found a bag of Starburst "Reds"

It only contained Red, Pink, and dark red fruit punch. It was glorious.

Standard color rankings
Red


Pink
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Yellow


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For the record, whoever came up with Zombie Sour Patch Kids is a genius. The bag would do well if they permanently replaced blue raspberry with grape.

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TurdFerguson wrote:
I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night.
Is that a euphemism?

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a bunch of them little boxes of Mike As Well As Ike's


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0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself!

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Douchebag wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Also took a starburst and opened it to find none of my favorites and used it as a lesson on gambling.


I took a pull last night and hit double yellow. Just quit for the night.

I just hit a double red. I think I might play the lottery this evening.

Dammit, just hit the double yellow

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One Twix and Reeces from each child.


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 Post subject: Re: The dad tax
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0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself!

which is why you use the taxation to teach your kids about taxes so that they can be little F.A. Hayek's

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
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0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself!

which is why you use the taxation to teach your kids about taxes so that they can be little F.A. Hayek's


Nah, I prefer to teach them that fruits of their labor returns a good candy harvest. I’ll save the real world impact for later....after they finish college and are out of the house!

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denisdman wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
denisdman wrote:
0% here. Hell I am a Libertarian. If I want candy, then I need to go trick or treating myself!

which is why you use the taxation to teach your kids about taxes so that they can be little F.A. Hayek's


Nah, I prefer to teach them that fruits of their labor returns a good candy harvest. I’ll save the real world impact for later....after they finish college and are out of the house!


Got into this discussion recently. How long you going to hang onto your bigger house after the last graduates college? There has to be an accepted time to allow the inevitable boomerang.

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 Post subject: Re: The dad tax
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Going through those discussions now PM. We’re looking to build a lake home in Central Wisconsin for retirement purposes. We’d obviously use it for recreation in the interim. The rough plan is to downsize as they finish up college. I won’t be boarding my children after college.

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