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We are having work done on our house and some rainwater dripped into a light fixture. I started to remove the fixture. There was more water than I anticipated. While I had left the room for a while, someone had also turned on the light switch. The on light ended up heating up the water (it was warm but not hot to the touch). As I removed it the water splashed around on to my neck, shoulders and back. It wasn't quite boiling but my skin felt like it was on fire. In the meantime I dropped the fixture because of the pain. So I was forced to stand there on the chair as my skin is burning while people picked up the shards (I had no shoes on).

It hurt but didn't blister so I thought everything was ok. By the end of the night it only felt like a bad sunburn. Now its several days later and my skin is the color of Gorbachev's head where the water fell and it hurts to the touch. It isn't oozing or anything like that so I'm not concerned about infection. I keep using an aloe lotion which does help but I am concerned I might have done some permanent skin damage.

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You don't have to flip the fuse to remove the decorative covering.

Say that out loud as you put the aloe on.

Probably a better safe than sorry situation there.

Or are you Weinsteining this and having your secretary do it?



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Just had two little fuckers try to scam me out of $5 while sitting in my driveway.

So I am sitting in my boat messing around with baits. Two teenagers come up and ask "Would you like to support the Andrew HS Bass Fishing team by buying a coupon book for $5?" I ask them when and where their next tournament is. They said Lake Saskatchewan on November 5th. No and No. What baits do you like to use? Minnows was their reply. No- live bait is not allowed in bass tournaments. Getting skeptical, I ask to see their coupon book and it is a Carson's Booklet of coupons from the mail.

I was going to support the team too.

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Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

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Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?

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Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

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Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.


That's ridiculous.

People are fucked.

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Let us know what you need, Doc. We can make this guy disappear.

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Let us know what you need, Doc. We can make this guy disappear.


We should hire T-Bone’s boss. He seems locked and loaded.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

Give me the link. We'll kill this guy (internet wise)
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

Give me the link. We'll kill this guy (internet wise)



Please. After ten minutes, you’d be telling us how the guy is misunderstood and society made him this way.

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leashyourkids wrote:
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

Give me the link. We'll kill this guy (internet wise)



Please. After ten minutes, you’d be telling us how the guy is misunderstood and society made him this way.

Im not a textbook liberal

Im for brutalizing criminals and tough immigration laws. MUST GET TOUGH!
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Let us know what you need, Doc. We can make this guy disappear.


We should hire T-Bone’s boss. He seems locked and loaded.

:lol:

No one talks to the bandit like that. We got your back Doc

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leashyourkids wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

Give me the link. We'll kill this guy (internet wise)



Please. After ten minutes, you’d be telling us how the guy is misunderstood and society made him this way.


:lol:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

There's a group on this site dedicate to stalk anything Julie DiCaro has ever said or written. I wouldn't put your personal story as something that is unbelievable in this present time.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

Give me the link. We'll kill this guy (internet wise)


I was tempted.

But, that would just make things worse for my wife. Thank you all, though.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.

Was it your podcast with Chus?


I was sure I'd be the first of us to be threatened to be killed. For the Pat Hughes impression at least.

It's bullshit. I try not to post anything here in a personal nature. But, others (on the internet) just go at it.

Give me the link. We'll kill this guy (internet wise)


I was tempted.

But, that would just make things worse for my wife. Thank you all, though.


Agreed. It would have been hilarious, though. I'm sure Quad City Pete would have made an appearance.

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Facebook Hyper-Liberals need to stop stepping on my bits.

:lol:

Just take the fucking Webster joke at face value. NERD.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
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:lol:

Just take the fucking Webster joke at face value. NERD.


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There's no more fucking baseball that counts for MANY months. :evil: :(

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Some dude on the internet threatened to shoot my wife (and others) because he disagrees about an issue she volunteered to be a part of in order to help the community.

Original post got 6 likes.



Not a complaint, but for thread consistency, somebody else saw the threat to kill multiple people in the community and called the police (not me), the police have politely asked him to remove it.

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It's really difficult to not just light up people on Facebook. I've only recently started reading.

I feel like this place has trained me well how to respond to people online. Be careful how you word things and be prepared to respond.

Facebook feels like AA baseball compared to here.

But, even so, I can't. Like a guy that retired for no reason.

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It's really difficult to not just light up people on Facebook. I've only recently started reading.

I feel like this place has trained me well how to respond to people online. Be careful how you word things and be prepared to respond.

Facebook feels like AA baseball compared to here.

But, even so, I can't. Like a guy that retired for no reason.


Facebook just reconfirms my belief there is no God.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It's really difficult to not just light up people on Facebook. I've only recently started reading.

I feel like this place has trained me well how to respond to people online. Be careful how you word things and be prepared to respond.

Facebook feels like AA baseball compared to here.

But, even so, I can't. Like a guy that retired for no reason.


This place keeps one sharp. I find myself overmatching people at work, bars, and in Clash chat. My adversaries are floored verbally before they knew what hit them. Around here, I am a lamb for the slaughtering.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It's really difficult to not just light up people on Facebook. I've only recently started reading.

I feel like this place has trained me well how to respond to people online. Be careful how you word things and be prepared to respond.

Facebook feels like AA baseball compared to here.

But, even so, I can't. Like a guy that retired for no reason.

I dont even think it is AA baseball...maybe cape cod league

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Enjoy turn back the clock weekend.

You know .... has anyone ever thought about changing the clock back an hour going into Monday morning instead? There'd have to be MANY more people who would get some benefit from that. It'd be one of the best Mondays of the year every year. You can still lose the hour going into a Sunday though.

OR, you know, scrap the whole thing and make DST the norm year-round.

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