Fuck you

https://www.si.com/mlb/2017/11/06/white ... bobblehead

Kill it. Kill it with fire

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I need that.

YES!

HELL YES!

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Your what hurts?

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Great promotion

Thats awesome! This should be a shoutout thread

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

White Sox administration has always been under a misperception that Hawk is beloved by fans. Every non scientific polling that I see is that he is tolerable by 50% at best. I'm sure JR commissioned a study about Hawk's position in fan's hearts by the same group that came to the conclusion that JR was not part of the problem years ago.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I need three. One for my son, one for me and one for safe keeping

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

That's simply terrific!

That one ranks right up there with the old Hawkeroo alarm clock.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

That is awesome.

YYYYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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You have to stay in the hotel to get it?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Same here. I want one to use--but I want one to save. Still need another alarm clock.

Turn in your Lodge card.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Nice. I'll buy it on ebay and put it next to my other Hawk bobblehead that sits proudly in the middle of my baseball bobblehead collection.

You anti-Hawk people are weird.

Coming from a Cubbie fan, that's your funniest post yet

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You're gonna have to explain that one to me, Shecky.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Remarks like that, through a Cubbie fan's Caray glasses while wearing a Horry Cow shirt, perspective is the key, Uncle Milty

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I never had a Horry Cow shirt ... I don't know anyone who did afaik ... Caray never sat for batters at a time pouting about some perceived umpiring slight, nor did he run the Cubs into the ground as a short-lived GM ... I would suggest the lack of awful White Sox t-shirts is largely a business decision to not print merch that's not going to sell rather than some enlightened fanbase or whatever your vapid point was. Methinks you might want to consider what your perspective is exactly before levying such a charge, particularly to me.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Sorry Don. It was a joke.

Vapid???

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

offering nothing that is stimulating or challenging

I didn't read it as a joke ... that's the bitch of the typed word ... glad to hear it was in fun though ... sorry for the error ... and sorry for Sox merch not selling.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

No harm, no foul

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I like it.

Did you turn in your Lodge card yet?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Never needed one. I remember Soul Train on channel 26 when it was still filmed here. And my thoughts on BBQ are well settled

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

You caaaaannn put it on the shelf, YES! .....HELL YES!!!!!!

(seriously I want one. Hawk's great in a way that hearkens a button my friend had on his backpack during high school that said "let's piss everyone off and have a cigarette" =]

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Len Kasper-- who has turn into the biggest homer announcer in this city-- is just as quiet as Hawk is when their respective teams lose on a walk off.

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I saw someone on Facebook asking why the White Sox were giving away an Ellen DeGeneres bobblehead.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

while I tend to agree with many that Hawk's shtick has become stale, he's still a legend. The only that's DB worthy is that it's taken the Sox this long to capitalize on it.

where was the Hawk Bobblehead 10 years ago???

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