Bernstein hosts with Anthony Herron tomorrow.

Herron is good. The show should not suck, or at least not suck for the usual reasons.

Anthony Herron keeps it 100.

Jason is on the DL.

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Good to hear. Transition will be listenable and I will check out the show on my commute home. It will be nice to hear Bernstein on the mic.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Bernstein has Herron on as his guest co host to spite Goff. This is a few times now.

That's right. I said it.

Normally, Bernstein only wants Jewish people - Rozner or Ronenbloon. For obvious reasons. He hates Christians. We all know that.

But, he chooses Herron as a message to Goff. That he hates the laughing and constant race shit. It's passive aggressive behavior. But he's trying to send a message by having another black guy with him that doesn't do such things.

Is this insane? Yes. But it's the SCORE. You have to think "insane" to figure out what they do. You have to think like the SCORE people.

Don't tell me I'm wrong. Because, as always, it's eventually proven that I'm right.

Cuz he’s a dumbass.

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Exactly. Now you boys are finally getting it. Took me a while to show you the ways of SCORE people. Better late then never, though.

I thought it was grating when people said "score the basketball", and now Parkins is saying "score the football." Is it necessary to add "the football?" It sounds silly. What else are they going to score? The volleyball? The gyro?

Looking forward to listening to Herron. He's has been good when I have heard him before.

That's been a football tic for years now, I'm surprised it's spread to basketball.

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Show is so much better with Anthony in for Jason.

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Bernstein now claiming he could dunk a tennis ball..lol

At 5'5" with short arms, he better have a 42" vertical. Or help from daddy, again

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

for real?

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i wonder if Goff realizes or is threatened by the fact that every time he misses a show and Herron is his fill in, that he's one step closer to fucking himself over and being replaced.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

He said there was video of him doing it, but something happened to it.

Not from Herron. He's doing TV and looking to advance in that industry.

But Goff should learn from Herron. Let people talk. Engage in an actual conversation. You don't have to dominate conversations and talk over and around people. But Goff will never learn that.

How about this leaflet? Famous Jewish sports legends.

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The tennis ball accomplishment had been out there for a while. A few years ago Dan was on a wild ride of made up physical accomplishments. 5'8.5", he could turn on a 95 mph pitch, he could dunk a tennis ball...am I forgetting something? I seem to remember he said something about a team he was on in high school.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I remember stepping into a cage that claimed 90mph. Good freaking lord.

That's an old one. I believe Killer V photoshopped a picture of Berns dunking the ball.

I think it was something about being able to stuff ten matzo balls in his mouth at once while humming Rachmaninoff.

He said he could truck/juke Ray Lewis. Just a matter of geometry and timing.

I picture Bernstein reacting like Ed Grimley or Jerry Lewis in that situation, not confidently standing at the plate and making contact.



For a while there, Dan's lies/exaggerations were getting about as ridiculous as Leerys.

It sucks that drinky wouldn't play along with us in mocking Dan's 5'8.5" bs, even though we know he was reading the site and we have found out he didn't like Dan. Hanging the little kid growth chart on the wall and making Dan stand next to it would have been a great bit.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Hitting in the fast batting cage is not difficult at all. After watching 2 or 3 of them whiz by you it's easy. It's all about getting the timing right.

Now stepping into the batters box and trying to hit live pitching that is coming in 90+ mph would be extremely difficult.

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Please tell me that's a joke. But I'd stand in line to pay to see him try.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Would definitely be worth price of admission but there is no way that’s not a joke.

Laurence never lies. I'd watch your back next time you find yourself alone in a hallway, Tad.

He got you free tickets to Expos games, didn't he?

He said he could win a round against Tyson by just running and avoiding the uppercut.

Well she is like 92 years old but she still could take him. Oh? Not Cicely Tyson.