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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:24 pm

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I'll never go back to the oven.

Can we at least start making Tiny work for his jokes?

I'm catholic. Top of the religious food chain.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:41 pm

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Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:00 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

Am I crazy or is that a lot of oil?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:02 am

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

Am I crazy or is that a lot of oil?

I think it's 35 pounds. Maybe I'm wrong.

The standard box you get at Costco. It was cheap this year. Only $32. There were years it was well into the $40s.

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Goggles

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:07 am

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That's 35 pounds.

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Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:08 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

Am I crazy or is that a lot of oil?

Gonna need some extra gloves, and ladels. And George Takei.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:12 am

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My first deep-fried turkey experiences at 06:45 on CFR 001.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 9:39 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

Are you cooking at Great Lakes Naval Base?

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:27 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

Turkey with a chocolate mole actually sounds fabulous. Would like to do a Mexican-themed Thanksgiving, but that might be considered some sort of cultural atrocity. Would have to check with JUAN.

I am cooking an 8 lb pork shoulder, and making tacos on Thanksgiving. Why do a ton of work to prepare and cook food (turkey and the fixings) that is just average?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:29 am

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

Are you cooking at Great Lakes Naval Base?

Much like firing up the smoker, buying the meat is generally the cheapest part.

If you're going to the trouble to fire it up, one more turkey is just $15 and another beer or two (43 minutes).

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:35 am

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Chus wrote:

I am cooking an 8 lb pork shoulder, and making tacos on Thanksgiving. Why do a ton of work to prepare and cook food (turkey and the fixings) that is just average?

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:44 am

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I just don't know what Mexicans think of the holiday. Lot of historical issues...,

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:46 am

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35 gallons? What the heck do you do with 35 gallons of oil? Does this arrive via tanker?

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:59 am

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He’s going to deep fry a side of beef in the jacuzzi.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:39 am

Hatchetman wrote:

35 gallons? What the heck do you do with 35 gallons of oil? Does this arrive via tanker?

35 pounds. It's about 4 gallons.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:40 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

I just don't know what Mexicans think of the holiday. Lot of historical issues...,

What?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:41 am

Oh, I see. I put gallons in the first post.

Yes, I meant pounds.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:42 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Oh, I see. I put gallons in the first post.

Yes, I meant pounds.

Good thing you aren't an update host.

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Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:46 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Just got my annual 35 gallons of Peanut Oil today.

Doing 3 turkeys this year and going to deep fry some also.

Are you cooking at Great Lakes Naval Base?

Much like firing up the smoker, buying the meat is generally the cheapest part.

If you're going to the trouble to fire it up, one more turkey is just $15 and another beer or two (43 minutes).

A $15 turkey? What the hell is that?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:49 am

I’m not deep frying a 22 pound turkey.

Keep it 13 pounds or under.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:53 am

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

I just don't know what Mexicans think of the holiday. Lot of historical issues...,

What?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:33 pm

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Saw an electric deep fryer add on deadspin. $88 on amazon.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:11 pm

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Well the European conquest of what is now Mexico was one of the worst genocides in history. And Mexicans are descendants of those indigenous peoples. So maybe it isn't cool for me to celebrate European domination of the continent with American Indian foods (chocolate mole).

I dunno I'm just askin.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:29 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

Whaaaat?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:51 pm

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:01 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

Knibb High Football Rules!

Drunk history would also be a correct answer.

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Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:49 pm

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Chus wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

Turkey with a chocolate mole actually sounds fabulous. Would like to do a Mexican-themed Thanksgiving, but that might be considered some sort of cultural atrocity. Would have to check with JUAN.

I am cooking an 8 lb pork shoulder, and making tacos on Thanksgiving. Why do a ton of work to prepare and cook food (turkey and the fixings) that is just average?

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Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 3:18 pm

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Chus wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

Turkey with a chocolate mole actually sounds fabulous. Would like to do a Mexican-themed Thanksgiving, but that might be considered some sort of cultural atrocity. Would have to check with JUAN.

I am cooking an 8 lb pork shoulder, and making tacos on Thanksgiving. Why do a ton of work to prepare and cook food (turkey and the fixings) that is just average?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:34 pm

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If you bash thanksgiving fixings you better come strapped. Stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, Mac and cheese, green bean casserole. Fight me. I'll go to war for my thanksgiving sides. :twisted:

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Deep Frying Turkey

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:38 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Thanksgiving is easily the second most overrated holiday in terms of food.

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