When he's actually 48.

I don't get it.

I know stress ages people but what the hell stress has he had in his life? He was born privileged. Daddy got him into Duke. Bounced around for a few years with low paying jobs like everybody. Didn't have a wife or kids during that period. He got an easy 6 figure job in his early 30s. Wife and kids are healthy. Claims he works out every day and doesn't over eat. Like Good Dolphin once pointed out, his job allows him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at his house.

Still, he looks 20 years older than his age.

Explain this to me. Why does he age like a president?

Don’t discriminate against the greys.

I blame the incessant crosswording.

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It's not just the grey hair. He'd look 70 with black hair.

Is Jason wearing a suit jacket over a hoodie? That sounds like one of those fashion tips from a blog called, like, "The Real Masculine Gentleman" where you try to do it as a non-model and look like a schmuck.

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Brothers don't take fashion advice from crackers!!!!!

Still, Jason looks very happy and comfortable with his arm around a racist. He's the only brother that would be that way. But it's for his career so we all get it. He would hate Bernstein otherwise.

My brother does this thing, relatively new, where he wears a shirt and tie, then, like a warm up jacket, and then a sportcoat over that. I cannot muster a creation myth for this look. What were you starting to do when you went in this direction, and then ended up there? But then I was in Nordstrom's Rack, and I saw it on a mannequin. So my brother didn't forget how to dress. He's just easily persuaded in matters of fashion. So that's better, I guess.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Is that for frequenting a casual ice bar?

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It is for every occasion, and yet, no occasion at all.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

JoePa clearly took a toll.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

The hell with Bernstein and his white hair. Look at goff. He looks like he has lebron's hairline and used that spray paint shit on it.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Nobody loves Lebron more than Goff. Not Lebron's mother. Not Lebron's wife. Not Lebron's kids. Not Lebron's hookers.

Goff love affair with Lebron is the most beautiful love story in the history of love stories.

im honored that beardown stole my question from last night w/screengrab too

It deserved it's own thread. I've talked about Bernstein looking beyond his age in other threads. So have other people. Now we have the official thread.

Bernstein is a good-looking man.

Distinguished.

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He said it was one of the top five questions posted on the message board.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

It's fine. Bernstein looks like he looks. He can't help it.

But for a guy that comments on other people's looks he's really not one to talk.

Granted, he's evolved, so he doesn't do it as much as he did before "BOOBS".

Slider...

... you stink.

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I think I'll go embarrass myself with Goose.

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Keeping your family safe from the Gestapo takes it toll bruh.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Success is earned every day and it takes a toll to put yourself among the greatest Chicago sports radio hosts of all time.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Ive been getting grey hairs. I tried just for men and was shocked how good my hair looked after. I didn't realize a few grey hairs was actually a lot.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I notice it a lot when I'm getting a hair cut. It sucks, going bald and gray and I am too fat for a shaved head. Bad combo.

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I think Bernstein more or less looks his age.

Good call on Goff. That looks silly.

does jason wear a lebron headband when he plays ball?

Where'd that pic come from? Curious to see how chummy S&P are

Thought I heard S&P say last week they all had to take new pics for new management or something.

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Elections have consequences.

Does he roll the bottom of his pants up, so you can see his ankles as well? I see this a lot.

Hey! It's Mr. Drummond and that other guy!