Yeah that is wrong, like putting your cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

My wife SUCKS at making popcorn and coffee. She just hits that damn "Popcorn" button on the microwave and walks away. Inevitably, the popcorn has a few semi-burned kernels and most of it is dried out. I have told her- 2:10 and wait for the frequency of popping to just about end. It is better to have a couple more uncooked kernels with the rest of the popcorn being perfect than burned kernels and overcooked popcorn.

Why is it so hard to make coffee without getting grounds in the coffee? It happens to me maybe one time out of 100. It happens with my wife probably 10% of the time. Yesterday, she had grounds in the pot, ground on the outside of the plastic filter holder, and grounds on the inside of where the filter holder sits in the coffee maker. I literally had to bring the coffee maker to the sink to wash out the grounds from the top of the coffee maker. I asked her if she just puts a filter in and blindly dumps heapings off coffee into the top without making sure where it goes. She had no response.

Oh yeah, and she had a headache last night and went to bed early. She told me this when I was on my second Manhattan.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

7:33 AM.

Neighbor's yard guys have the zero turn mower and Stihl gas leaf blower at full bore. Then proceed to yell at each other to talk. Fucksticks

Buy a Kuerig you cheap bastard.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Okay this is the end of me and Mozilla/firefox. New update is total B.S. Slow as shit. Messed up bookmarks and they layout to where it is no longer convenient to use going to be switching to Chrome or any of you guys have a better pick?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

You fool; you could've turned this into an opportunity to learn to speak Spanish.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Enuff Z'nuff are playing Brauerhouse.

Why can't Hazardous Youth?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Sad.

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I've got one that I don't use that often. I drink a lot of coffee.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I want to grab a drink after work but no one will have one with me. I get it.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Send a limo out to the boonies and I'll hang with ya.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll just come out there. Do you mind if I sleep over?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Nobody takes verbal cues anymore.

I mean, the phone call is over, everything's been addressed, go away. Even informal cues don't work. Considering just hanging up the phone without warning. As it is I've clipped a couple people today like they do sometimes on the radio.

I hate people.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Oh, so you're looking for that final push into talking yourself into hanging yourself then?

(how often do you see 'yourself' repeated three words apart anyway?)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think my sunny disposition would change you rather than the opposite. We'd be dancing a jig on the bar by 10 pm

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I don't think you're allowed to say that word in public anymore.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You can sleep in my garage, dolphin.

FYI - that’s where so sleep too.

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don't appropriate Hibernian culture

I'd do it! But I quit drinking 24 years ago....this Friday. Life has been boring and a lot less funny.

I'll have a little Irish in me this weekend

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That's the way to go, if you meant drinking and not gay sex. With all due respect to cowboys and people from Tennessee, Irish whiskey is the shit. From what I recall.

When leash said you were bi I presumed he was joking.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

dolphin makes this far too easy.

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There are two nights I cannot stomach, hell night and New year's eve. Every asshole in a hurry and thinks that they can drive drunk/high is out.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Amateur nights.

Exactly. It just defies logic that so many past college age still get so hyped for it.

They're my two biggest days I'm at my old man yells at cloud worst

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I hear ya. 4th of July is when i’m at my old man yells clouds worst. I fucking hate fireworks.

The Ending...

I love the 4th my favorite holiday. I mean how can you not love it?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I am also unhappy with the update. Even the square corners on the tabs have made me irrationally angry.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don