I’m sitting at a bar next to an old man and three old women. The old man orders a bud light and in unison the women yell “dilly dilly”! It’s really not that funny to be this popular.

Smash them over the head with a bottle. No jury would convict you.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Frank might even congratulate you Keyser!!

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WASSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPP

Somone at a bar had dilly dilly as their text msg notification. bad.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Chus is right. Do it, Keyser .... we're all counting on you. Maybe yell "Worldstar!" as you do it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

And for God's sake, tell the guy taking a video to turn their phone sideways.

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Anyone who thinks this is funny probably drinks beer that sucks.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No need to be redundant.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Sorry to disappoint but I had to relocate. I love old man bars but i’m scratching that one off my list.

You would think that in 2017, this wouldn't need to be said.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I didn't think this was taking off. It's not as bad as Waaaaassssssssuuuuuuuupppppppp, but it's close.

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I love you, man.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This is much worse. The wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup guys were funny the first few times.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Tastes great!

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Will.Not.Happen.

Now quick, somebody curse me out before LTG starts crying again.

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You know me like that.

Dilly dilly!

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Still have not seen this.

Look at this picture and say dilly dilly, you get the basic concept.

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The second one that started airing recently isn't half bad, about the guy who leaves the pit of misery to go get beer.

This seems an appropriate thing to become popular as we continue our descent into Idiocracy

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

What the hell does this even mean?

Hear, hear.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Ahoy-hoy.

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You know me like that.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Went to a sushi bar the other night w/ my son. Some 80 year old guy sits next to us and next thing I know, it smells like shit. Ya I guess let a big one out runing my meal. Even the sushi chef felt bad for me and gave me some fish on the house.

dilly dilly i guess.

It’s not a contest. But I still win.

Okay.....well, that's pretty stupid.

You know .... consider past Bud deals ... wazzup, penguins, spuds, those frogs ... it's kinda part of a tradition of pretty stupid, really.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George