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Apparently, Tarantino got a hold of JJ Abrams and pitched him an idea for a new Star Trek film. Now they are putting together a writers room to hear Tarantino's pitch in person. Could be great.

http://deadline.com/2017/12/quentin-tarantino-star-trek-movie-jj-abrams-1202220032/

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Klingons did so much fucking of Human women...changed the whole blood line forever...

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Romulan , motherfucker !!! Do you speak it?

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:lol: Well, this thread is delightful.

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So I go Khan's big dick coming out of my right ear . . . (sorry, my trek de stars knowledge ends abruptly here)
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Worf: And you know what they call a... a... Gagh in San Francisco?

Fake Kahless: They don't just call it Gagh?

Worf: No man, they got the dead food. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Gagh is.

Fake Kahless: Then what do they call it?

Worf: They call it live worms.

Fake Kahless: Live worms. What do they call Bloodwine?

Worf: Well, Bloodwine is Bloodwine, but they call it red wine.

Fake Kahless: Red Wine. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call octopus?

Worf: I dunno, probably octopus.

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Kirk: For the past fifteen minutes now, you've just been droning on with names. "Spock ... Spock ... Spock ... Sarek Spock ... Sybok Spock ... fuckin' S'chn T'gai Spock". I got Sulu's big dick outta my right ear, and I-don't-know-what-Spock outta my left.

Bones: What do you care?

Kirk: When you're as annoying as hell, I care a lot.

Bones: Give me my tricorder.

Kirk: You gonna put it away?

Bones: I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do with it.

Kirk: Well then, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it.

Chekov: Doctor, you vant me to stun him for you?

Kirk: Shit, you stun me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Uhura: Have you guys been listening to M-SCOTTY's super sounds of the Dilithium weekend?

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Zed better play Sulu in the remake.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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SpiralStairs wrote:
Zed better play Sulu in the remake.


Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

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Bones: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jim! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Spock would be happy with some freeze-dried synthehol, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Kirk: Knock it off, Bones.

Bones: What?

Kirk: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my Romulan Ale is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Carol Marcus goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Romulan Ale in my kitchen, it's the dead tribble in my cabin.

Bones: Oh, Jim, don't even worry about that...

Kirk: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my cabin that said "Dead tribble storage"?

Bones: Jim, you know I ain't seen no...

Kirk: Did you notice a sign out in front of my cabin that said "Dead tribble storage"?

Bones: No. I didn't.

Kirk: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Bones: Why?

Kim: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead tribbles ain't my fucking prime directive, that's why!

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Worf: Ezekiel 25:17...Daq the puqpu' vo' the pemHov 'o', Daq jaH Daq the puqpu' vo' Ammon; je jIH DIchDaq nob chaH vaD a possession, vetlh the puqpu'vo' Ammon may ghobe' taH remembered among the tuqpu'. je jIH DIchDaq execute judgments Daq Moab; je chaH DIchDaq Sov vetlh jIH 'oH joH'a'. Thus jatlhtaH the joH joH'a': Because Edom ghajtaH dealt Daq the tuq vo' Judah Sum taking vengeance, je ghajtaH greatly offended, je revenged himself Daq chaH;
vaj thus jatlhtaH the joH joH'a', jIH DIchDaq stretch pa' wIj ghop Daq Edom, je DIchDaq pe' lItha' loD je animal vo' 'oH; je jIH DIchDaq chenmoH
'oH mob vo' Teman; 'ach Daq Dedan DIchDaq chaH pum Sum the 'etlh.
jIH DIchDaq lay wIj vengeance Daq Edom Sum the ghop vo' wIj ghotpu' Israel; je chaH DIchDaq ta' Daq Edom according Daq wIj QeH je according Daq Ij QeHpu'; je chaH DIchDaq Sov wIj vengeance, jatlhtaH the joH joH'a'.
Thus jatlhtaH the joH joH'a': Because the Philistines ghaj dealt Sum revenge, je ghaj tlhappu' vengeance tlhej despite vo' qa' Daq Qaw' tlhej perpetual enmity; vaj thus jatlhtaH the joH joH'a', yIlegh, jIH DIchDaq stretch pa' wIj ghop Daq the Philistines, je jIH DIchDaq pe' lItha' the Cherethites, jeQaw' the chuv vo' the bIQ'a' coast. jIH DIchDaq execute Dun vengeance Daq chaH tlhej wrathful rebukes; je chaH DIchDaq Sov vetlh jIH 'oH joH'a', ghorgh jIH DIchDaq lay wIj vengeance Daq chaH.
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Bones: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jim! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Spock would be happy with some freeze-dried synthehol, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Kirk: Knock it off, Bones.

Bones: What?

Kirk: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my Romulan Ale is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Carol Marcus goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Romulan Ale in my kitchen, it's the dead tribble in my cabin.

Bones: Oh, Jim, don't even worry about that...

Kirk: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my cabin that said "Dead tribble storage"?

Bones: Jim, you know I ain't seen no...

Kirk: Did you notice a sign out in front of my cabin that said "Dead tribble storage"?

Bones: No. I didn't.

Kirk: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Bones: Why?

Kim: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead tribbles ain't my fucking prime directive, that's why!


That's awesome.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Bones: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jim! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Spock would be happy with some freeze-dried synthehol, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Kirk: Knock it off, Bones.

Bones: What?

Kirk: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my Romulan Ale is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Carol Marcus goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Romulan Ale in my kitchen, it's the dead tribble in my cabin.

Bones: Oh, Jim, don't even worry about that...

Kirk: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my cabin that said "Dead tribble storage"?

Bones: Jim, you know I ain't seen no...

Kirk: Did you notice a sign out in front of my cabin that said "Dead tribble storage"?

Bones: No. I didn't.

Kirk: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Bones: Why?

Kim: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead tribbles ain't my fucking prime directive, that's why!


That's awesome.


Let's not start sucking each other's vulcan genitalia quite yet...

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Do we really need a 3 hour long Star Trek film starring Michael Madsen, John Travolta, Robert Forrester, and Uma Thurman?

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Do we really need a 3 hour long Star Trek film starring Michael Madsen, John Travolta, Robert Forrester, and Uma Thurman?

I don't think any of those actors, except for Madsen in Hateful 8, have been in a Tarantino movie since 2004.

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Jbi11s wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Do we really need a 3 hour long Star Trek film starring Michael Madsen, John Travolta, Robert Forrester, and Uma Thurman?

I don't think any of those actors, except for Madsen in Hateful 8, have been in a Tarantino movie since 2004.


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I would watch him read the dictionary.

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I always felt Quentin Tarantino was mentally unstable.

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jimmypasta wrote:
I always felt Quentin Tarantino was mentally unstable.

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Douchebag wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
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I think there's a difference between "Hollywood crazy" and "old and senile"

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I have high hopes for this. The movie will be based off of one of the original TV episodes.

Anyone want to speculate which one they'll use? It has to be good.
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how will tarantino work in his obligatory foot fetish shot/s in a star trek movie? hmmmmm

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I have high hopes for this. The movie will be based off of one of the original TV episodes.

Anyone want to speculate which one they'll use? It has to be good.


I would bet good money that, given the fact he did major touch-up work on Crimson Tide (Silver Surfer, Lipizzan horses), he would go for Balance of Terror.

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