and it comes in 2017.

It's pretty clear the front office has an irrational love for Schwarber that muddies their decision making in all matter pertaining to him.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

How is he doing with towel drills?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I think I had this a month ago. He's doing some kind of yoga crap.

I put it in the White Sox section so I understand how you might have missed it.

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You know me like that.

Is there a direct correlation to lost weight=less strikeouts?

DDP Yoga?

Keytones

He will be a 40/40 guy next season.

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He was a 40/40 guy last year...





40 pounds overweight and Batting Average 40 points below league average.

Settle down, cupcake. Schwarbs got this...

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Yup.

Heavy odds-on favorite for MVP

holy snot. Dude looks emaciated.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

looks like he is off his cycle

The "weight loss" will be coupled with an even greater loss of power than the power he lost in 2017

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

As long as he fixes whatever the fuck he was growing on his chin, I don't care how the rest of him looks.

The One-Ders
Murph and the Magic Tones
Hot Sundae

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You gotta admit he's slimmed down and looks good physically..no?

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homo

I love the guy.

And he's the one Cubbie I'll root for

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I probably could too if it weren’t for Cub fans ruining it.

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Elections have consequences.

At the beginning of the year, I couldn't have seen you and I agreeing as much as we seem to be doing lately.

Uh oh

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

you are like clockwork

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Oh All it would take is you me and a six pack solving the worlds problems.

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Elections have consequences.

Set your fucking watch bitch.

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Elections have consequences.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Tony Gwynn was a fat and won 10 batting titles. Kirby Puckett was another great fat hitter. Babe Ruth was the greatest of all time while being fat.

Mark Grace smoked 2 packs a day and was a drunk. He was always a .300 hitter in his prime years.

Bottome line: Being in shape has nothing to do with being a great hitter. That's why baseball is great.

No, but it does help in terms of not falling over your own feet trying to chase down a fly ball in LF.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

He needs a lighter bat, he gets a lot of heaters that he's late on.

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Next time that you're in town, we've got to make that happen

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Yep.

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Elections have consequences.