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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:12 am

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10 years ago my feet never hit the bottom step on a tractor. Now I look at it to see if there is room to add another.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:14 am

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I feel old every time my wife and/or I are invited to do something and the first thing I figure out is how late we are going to get home.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:29 am

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conns7901 wrote:

I now have some junior high students that have parents who are younger than me.

I teach mostly 19 and 20 year olds. Most of their parents are younger than me and it fucking sucks.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:40 am

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Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:43 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

hope you make it that long, Jimmy :wink:

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:46 am

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K Effective wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

hope you make it that long, Jimmy :wink:

Everyday is a challenge and everyday is a gift.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:46 am

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2 day hangovers...

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:05 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

Geez .... twenty years sure was a long time ago.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:08 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

You are young. I thought you were 5-10 years older than that

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:07 pm

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I play Yatzee on my phone everyday.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:18 pm

100000 CLUB

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:22 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

Old is when you plan to celebrate your 60th birthday on Monday.

You are young. I thought you were 5-10 years older than that

Gee,thanks!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:02 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.

This guy gets it.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:29 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

When you can identify with everything posted here, except for Jimmy's age

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:33 pm

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I just had to scoop the salt pellets out of our softener and break up the salt clog.

My back is killing me.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:29 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

I feel old every time my wife and/or I are invited to do something and the first thing I figure out is how late we are going to get home.

I think this wins the thread. If the answer is after 9:00, I'm not really interested in going.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:20 pm

Site Admin

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You see "The Clapper" at Home Depot and you consider buying it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:25 pm

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K Effective wrote:

Old is when you have felt those pains from minor acts that you now take actions to prevent them: every implement has a jack so I don't try to lift something heavy to hook it to a tractor, I never jump off the tailgate of a pickup or even skip a step on the stairs lest something rupture or break.

Not crawling up and hanging off the rafters of the corn crib to kick down the stuck ears 20 feet off the ground when you are shelling corn?

That was the fun part.

(Does anyone have corn cribs anymore?)

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:40 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:07 pm
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Neighbor still does ear corn. We have 4 cribs on place but I can’t say any corn has been in them. Have used overheads in a pinch.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:47 pm

Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2017 1:33 pm
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Peoria Matt wrote:

I just had to scoop the salt pellets out of our softener and break up the salt clog.

My back is killing me.

Carried a rather large Christmas tree into the house. Thick trunk. Back is hurting pretty damn bad....

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 11:48 pm

Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:18 pm
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Location: Rizzo fo Shizzo
pizza_Place: Pizza Villa in DeKalb.

When you look at pics of North's house and remember that actually being in style.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:09 am

Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:28 pm
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Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:39 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
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DAC wrote:

Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?

I'd get that checked out

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:42 am

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Bagels wrote:

DAC wrote:

Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?

I'd get that checked out

Going to the Doc after work. Seems like it is just a strain of the chicken pox.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:54 am

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Chus wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.

This guy gets it.

To pee

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:03 am

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DAC wrote:

Bagels wrote:

DAC wrote:

Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?

I'd get that checked out

Going to the Doc after work. Seems like it is just a strain of the chicken pox.

Last year I had this cut on my face that got infected. Very shallow infection but I kind of knew what happened and what caused it. Went to the doc and he couldn’t figure out if it was an infection or shingles but he was pretty sure it was both. Only the finest doctors st urgent care I tell ya.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:35 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Chus wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.

This guy gets it.

To pee

Yeah or the fact that I seemingly need to go about every 90 minutes.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:44 am

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T-Bone wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Chus wrote:

Hatchetman wrote:

It takes 2 minutes instead of 1.

This guy gets it.

To pee

Yeah or the fact that I seemingly need to go about every 90 minutes.

Within the last 3-4 months, I've started waking up once around 2-3AM having to pee. I never use to have to deal with that, its very annoying. The only upside is that I fall right back asleep but its still not ideal. :lol:

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:54 am

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Bagels wrote:

DAC wrote:

Think I have shingles. I read you usually don't get that till you are in your 50s. WTF?

I'd get that checked out

What kind of a therapist are you? I'm telling I'm scared that something terrible is gonna happen to me, right away you start looking for tumors?

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Chilli Palmer

Post subject: Re: Signs you are old

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 11:21 am

Joined: Fri May 30, 2008 4:12 pm
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tommy wrote:

Peoria Matt wrote:

I just had to scoop the salt pellets out of our softener and break up the salt clog.

My back is killing me.

Carried a rather large Christmas tree into the house. Thick trunk. Back is hurting pretty damn bad....

My wife’s nick name for me is “Thick Trunk”.

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