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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:12 pm

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does that shit really work?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:15 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

does that shit really work?

If delivered with supreme confidence and debonair style, it works 1 time in 100.

But, it only takes 1.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:20 pm

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My opening line to my eventual wife was: So you know that Sister Carrie's prostitution is only a metaphor for the universal prostitution of humanity under capitalist hegemony, right?

Not an auspicious beginning, but it worked.

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The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Killer V

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:21 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

does that shit really work?

If delivered with supreme confidence and debonair style, it works 1 time in 100.

But, it only takes 1.

With that succes rate, you could also go with "Hey! Wanna screw?" It may only work 1 in 100 times, but oh what a 1 time it could be...

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I smell a bit....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:26 pm

In truth, I had met my wife once many years prior and I recognized her. As I was telling this to my buddy, he asked me which girl it was, I pointed, she saw me pointing at her, and her life as she knew it was over. You could almost see the look of defeat sweep across her face as she realized her destiny had finally caught up with her. She could outrun it no longer.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In other words, you slipped a body-length burlap sack over her, flung her over your shoulder, carried her out of Sheffield's, tossed her into your car trunk, and secreted her away to the Noisewater compound, correct?

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:40 pm

Only the beer garden's cats were witnesses. You can't prove it.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:50 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Only the beer garden's cats were witnesses. You can't prove it.

Those cats scare me. In my fifty or so trips to that beer garden, I don't think I've ever stumbled out of there anything less than dangerously intoxicated.

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:12 pm

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My Dear Internet Friends,
If any of you slackers, stoners, and drunks will be willing to give an old man a ride, I will bring you some absinth. I know W_Z keeps sugar cubs around in case ROONEY rears his horned head.
Green Fairy. Perfect for a guy like Frank.
Your Dear Friend
Evil J.A.C.K.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:14 pm

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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Sugar cubs eh?

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I don't like white rappers.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:15 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Sugar cubs eh?

They are perfect for nipple rubbing.
-Evil

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:16 pm

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The Original Spanky wrote:

I don't like white rappers.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:18 pm

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Crystal Meth Huffer,
Why would anyone want a shaker full of crap? What is that?
Your Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:19 pm

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Hell if I know man. It was the first thing I found when i googled sugar cubs. Im trying to picture it on my nipples the visual is harder then i thought it would be.

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I don't like white rappers.

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FavreFan

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:21 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

I vote we stick with Redmonds because we have a CSFMBer that works there.

Who works there?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:24 pm

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Holy shit, if you turn off safe search and search for "sugar cubs", you get burrito male porn, including the guide to burritoing in Las Vegas.

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I don't like white rappers.

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Redneckmommy

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:43 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Holy shit, if you turn off safe search and search for "sugar cubs", you get burrito male porn, including the guide to burritoing in Las Vegas.

so this is what you search for when you are "working"?

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good dolphin wrote:

[and vichyssoise is cold potato soup and a sausage is an animal's muscles stuffed into its rectum...what's your point

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:45 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

I vote we stick with Redmonds because we have a CSFMBer that works there.

Who works there?

HUGE!

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:56 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

I vote we stick with Redmonds because we have a CSFMBer that works there.

Who works there?

I think it's Bearison.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:01 pm

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Sure its not dr. ken?

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I don't like white rappers.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

HappyHour Jason wrote:

I vote we stick with Redmonds because we have a CSFMBer that works there.

Who works there?

I think it's Bearison.

That's it. hawkeye is buddy's with him I believe.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:07 am

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Yes, it is Bearison, good guy....

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good dolphin

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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:23 am

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i'll carpool with Darky.

racist

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:48 am

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I had no idea...

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:53 am

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I promise to not be nearly as beardy this time.

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:51 pm

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Bump.

Let's get cracking on this, people.

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Woodridge Ryan

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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:13 am

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Well, I'm game. There's a big Cub Cardinals series this weekend. Why not this Saturday

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W_Z

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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:34 am

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WR you know this board requires at least 4 weeks notice so they can bail on you on that last week :wink:

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:55 am

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Im thinking about attending. Im bearded.

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I don't like white rappers.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:07 am

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I'm busy Saturday.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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