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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:29 am

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New Old Navy ad where the multi-ethnic families that live on Julie DiCaro's street all meet in the middle of their street in their Xmas jammies to have a 'Pitch Perfect' a capella sing battle.
:roll:

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:47 am

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Any car commercial where passengers or bystanders are impressed by parallel parking assist. I can understand not changing a tire, but if you can't park the fucking car keep driving until you get to Huntley.

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:28 am

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I guess Prego is worried that not enough blacks and Asians buy spaghetti sauce.

The Mercedes commercial with the "Toyland, toyland, something something girl and boy land" and a ukelele. :evil:

Wanda Sykes doesn't like the annoying iPad kid, either. https://twitter.com/iamwandasykes/statu ... 2810306562

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:24 pm

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That commercial urging Baby Boomers to get tested for Hep C has a lot of things wrong, but the most annoying is when he says, "a simple, one-time test is all it takes." Really, one-time? If I test negative, that means I'm guaranteed not to get it in the future?

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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:50 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

New Old Navy ad where the multi-ethnic families that live on Julie DiCaro's street all meet in the middle of their street in their Xmas jammies to have a 'Pitch Perfect' a capella sing battle.
:roll:

No ones block looks like that.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:31 am

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Masterpass.
Masterpass?
Yeah, Masterpass. Pass. Pass. Pass.

What is up with that dress she is wearing? It makes her hips look as wide as a Buick, and it hides her majestic jugs. And why is Joe Montana at her house?

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:01 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

I have more of a problem with not being able to change a tire. That's some beta low-T parenting right there.

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W_Z

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:14 am

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Chus wrote:

#NotOK.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:19 am

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Chus wrote:

It makes her hips look as wide as a Buick, and it hides her majestic jugs.

Mastercard Brings Back Iconic Duo In New Holiday Spot, Sort Of

Oh, they're iconic, all right.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:28 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

Chus wrote:

It makes her hips look as wide as a Buick, and it hides her majestic jugs.

Mastercard Brings Back Iconic Duo In New Holiday Spot, Sort Of

Oh, they're iconic, all right.

Its sad they are mocking Montaya's CTE in the spot. #NotOK

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:40 am

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TurdFerguson wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

I have more of a problem with not being able to change a tire. That's some beta low-T parenting right there.

In PA you cannot even begin your license driving test until you parallel park.

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:00 am

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TurdFerguson wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

I have more of a problem with not being able to change a tire. That's some beta low-T parenting right there.

I almost never have to parallel park these days. The tire change is the one that gets me a lot more. If you don’t know how, read the damn manual. Kind of like jumping cars. It’s not hard.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:29 am

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pittmike wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

I have more of a problem with not being able to change a tire. That's some beta low-T parenting right there.

In PA you cannot even begin your license driving test until you parallel park.

Do you have to park on a hill with the parking brake and the wheels turned on Chicagoland driving tests? I mean, what hills?

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:09 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

pittmike wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

I have more of a problem with not being able to change a tire. That's some beta low-T parenting right there.

In PA you cannot even begin your license driving test until you parallel park.

Do you have to park on a hill with the parking brake and the wheels turned on Chicagoland driving tests? I mean, what hills?

I don't understand it as we are 99% of the time in the burbs with parking drive in spots. Yet all three of my kids failed the test immediately once on the parallel parking.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:53 am

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Well, parallel parking and angle parking do seem like things you need to be able to do. Of the two times I failed my driving test, one was for not being able to parallel park, and I think that was fair. (The other one wasn't.) The Y-turn, I'm less convinced. You just pull into some random driveway, come on.

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:23 pm

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Playing Werewolves of London during a Raisin Bran commercial seems like an odd choice.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:49 pm

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I like Bo Jackson and all, but his saying "I personally looked into the science behind that product, and it's the real deal." about the testosterone booster he is promoting doesn't mean much to me.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:52 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

pittmike wrote:

TurdFerguson wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

I have more of a problem with not being able to change a tire. That's some beta low-T parenting right there.

In PA you cannot even begin your license driving test until you parallel park.

Do you have to park on a hill with the parking brake and the wheels turned on Chicagoland driving tests? I mean, what hills?

You do that if you drive a car with a manual transmission. The slightest grade on the road will cause a car to roll.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:40 pm

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Interesting. Never driven a stick.

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:51 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Interesting. Never driven a stick.

I have driven stick shift everyday for the last 18 years.

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Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:37 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Playing Werewolves of London during a Raisin Bran commercial seems like an odd choice.

W_Z wrote:

'77Cubs wrote:

Can't stand the Jim Beam commercial with the chic with the crackling voice. Enough already.

you don't recognize mila kunis? she's totally wrong for that ad. she really tries to hard.

since it's morning and i'm watching tv, i can't stand that ad...i think it's raisin bran? dad and daughter fishing. it makes no sense. they take pot shots at each other, with "werewolves of london" playing over them instrumentally. then she catches a fish and the dad says "guess we're eating cereal for dinner." it is a really...really...facepalm.

it's also appropriate that i just heard another jim beam commercial. and boy does mila kunis not sell that voice at all.

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Tad Queasy

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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:47 am

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Any commercial with David Kaplan and his ridiculous tone of voice is an automatic PTFB for me.

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Tad Queasy

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 9:58 pm

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Is the Natalie Portman Dior perfume commercial supposed to be a parody of 80's perfume commercials, or is it a regular serious commercial? It seems like a parody to me.

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:43 pm

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Sirius XM listeners may know this one:

Dickey's BBQ "Smoke Meat Everyday" spot.

The radio guy says it like the Nate Dogg line on Next Episode, but to me it sounds like "Smoke Mead Everyday" which makes no sense. Hate this commerical

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:45 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Is the Natalie Portman Dior perfume commercial supposed to be a parody of 80's perfume commercials, or is it a regular serious commercial? It seems like a parody to me.

Why do you do it?
POWER.

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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:49 pm

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Tide commercials are now subtly emphasising that you should put two packets of laundry sauce in to each load of laundry, I'm sure to try to double their sales.

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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:54 pm

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BOGO free phone, bro!

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 7:55 am

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The Honda "Holiday Road" commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11BHv_QlVS0

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:19 am

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https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wZA8/nugenix-fan-featuring-frank-thomas

What's with the husband?

Wife: Isn't that Frank Thomas?

Dude: The Big Hurt.

Wife: More like The Big Hunk.

Dude: Yeah (nodding in agreement).

Later you get a "I wish my husband was like you".

Frank definitely had a 5-some after this.

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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:39 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

Any commercial with David Kaplan and his ridiculous tone of voice is an automatic PTFB for me.

It's ALL about DRIVE. A REFLECTION of who we ARE.

No idea what the producer/engineer was thinking on that one. They sound like first takes.

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