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Agreed. This guy has to be a gimmick.

He's been around a long time, though, and sending stupid texts to Bernstein for years....if it is a con, it's a high-effort, dedicated long con . . . a work of art, really...not even Joyce could create a better parody.

I've left the guy alone, based on advice from some people here, but I still cannot believe how a)mentally deranged he is and b) that he is in charge of children.

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Is it weird that I always hear a 'voice' in my head when I see his tweets?

You should have heard him just around midnight.

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 Post subject: Re: Quad City Pat.
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tommy wrote:
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Agreed. This guy has to be a gimmick.

He's been around a long time, though, and sending stupid texts to Bernstein for years....if it is a con, it's a high-effort, dedicated long con . . . a work of art, really...not even Joyce could create a better parody.

I've left the guy alone, based on advice from some people here, but I still cannot believe how a)mentally deranged he is and b) that he is in charge of children.



I think he's just a bad drunk. That schnozz looks like W.C. Fields.

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 Post subject: Re: Quad City Pat.
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Ok, I'll admit it: I don't get CH's "heard him at midnight" joke.

What is it referencing?


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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Ok, I'll admit it: I don't get CH's "heard him at midnight" joke.

What is it referencing?



Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones?

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Ok, I'll admit it: I don't get CH's "heard him at midnight" joke.

What is it referencing?

JLN, you are younger than I thought!!

Lyrics are interesting . . . Mick Jagger has since said something like, "I don't know what the fuck I was thinking..."

ETA: Thank you for the "nut." As someone who is 75% Irish, I feel validated. I also like how I can still say dago and Polack on this board.


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Is it weird that I always hear a 'voice' in my head when I see his tweets?

You should have heard him just around midnight.

Funniest/most dead-on single comment of the year?


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Agreed. This guy has to be a gimmick.

He's been around a long time, though, and sending stupid texts to Bernstein for years....if it is a con, it's a high-effort, dedicated long con . . . a work of art, really...not even Joyce could create a better parody.

I've left the guy alone, based on advice from some people here, but I still cannot believe how a)mentally deranged he is and b) that he is in charge of children.

If you want to get at him,call the Office of the Inspector General and complain. If enough people do it he will lose his job.

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Wonder how much backdraft Patty Cake got after the "impeccable logic" tweet as his Twitter is now locked.....
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Wonder how much backdraft Patty Cake got after the "impeccable logic" tweet as his Twitter is now locked.....
:lol: :lol: :lol:



Must have got bad.

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 Post subject: Re: Quad City Pat.
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Wait what happened?

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Wait what happened?

Well, it all started, as all things do, when Cornel West gently criticized Ta-Nehisi Coates for emphasizing identity without emphasizing class struggle in civil rights. Then people took sides and TNC got flustered and Quit The Internet over it. Then some black lady on Twitter accused Cornel West of being paid by the Russian government to sow dissent among black people, because lots of black people are in this fucked-up Hillary Clinton death cult that accuses everyone they don't like of being paid by the Russian government. Then Quad City Pat, who loves the exquisite daughters of Kush, came in and jokingly said everyone would belittle her salient point (which, again, was that Cornel West is a Russian spy) by pointing out that the lightness of her skin makes her point illegitimate. Then the black lady said that actually, only Pat had pointed out the lightness of her skin (but that's only because Jason Goff didn't get in there first), and by the way nice try wrapping it up by saying that other people would say what you meant to say all along. Then Pat got embarrassed and apologized to his luscious mocha honey and said he would Do Better. Then he locked his account. Just another day online.

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Wait what happened?

Well, it all started, as all things do, when Cornel West gently criticized Ta-Nehisi Coates for emphasizing identity without emphasizing class struggle in civil rights. Then people took sides and TNC got flustered and Quit The Internet over it. Then some black lady on Twitter accused Cornel West of being paid by the Russian government to sow dissent among black people, because lots of black people are in this fucked-up Hillary Clinton death cult that accuses everyone they don't like of being paid by the Russian government. Then Quad City Pat, who loves the exquisite daughters of Kush, came in and jokingly said everyone would belittle her salient point (which, again, was that Cornel West is a Russian spy) by pointing out that the lightness of her skin makes her point illegitimate. Then the black lady said that actually, only Pat had pointed out the lightness of her skin (but that's only because Jason Goff didn't get in there first), and by the way nice try wrapping it up by saying that other people would say what you meant to say all along. Then Pat got embarrassed and apologized to his luscious mocha honey and said he would Do Better. Then he locked his account. Just another day online.


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 Post subject: Re: Quad City Pat.
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Wait what happened?


Excuse me, fucknuts, but why don't you wipe the white privilege out of your fucking ears and get with the program. Do Pat and I have to do everything for you assholes?

Listen, shit for brains. I have two speeds. Semi-truck and Sherman tank. Pick one, and I'll bulldoze through your Person of Color hating, Republican loving, pederast hugging ass and fold you into a Christmas card for needy kids at the public library. Then they can take you home and use you as compost for their dad's lawn care. I can dispose of you within a milisecond of a house fly's existence and still have time to pop a few Old Rasputins before lunch break.

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Wait what happened?


Excuse me, fucknuts, but why don't you wipe the white privilege out of your fucking ears and get with the program. Do Pat and I have to do everything for you assholes?

Listen, shit for brains. I have two speeds. Semi-truck and Sherman tank. Pick one, and I'll bulldoze through your Person of Color hating, Republican loving, pederast hugging ass and fold you into a Christmas card for needy kids at the public library. Then they can take you home and use you as compost for their dad's lawn care. I can dispose of you within a milisecond of a house fly's existence and still have time to pop a few Old Rasputins before lunch break.

:lol: :lol:

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Wait what happened?


Excuse me, fucknuts, but why don't you wipe the white privilege out of your fucking ears and get with the program. Do Pat and I have to do everything for you assholes?

Listen, shit for brains. I have two speeds. Semi-truck and Sherman tank. Pick one, and I'll bulldoze through your Person of Color hating, Republican loving, pederast hugging ass and fold you into a Christmas card for needy kids at the public library. Then they can take you home and use you as compost for their dad's lawn care. I can dispose of you within a milisecond of a house fly's existence and still have time to pop a few Old Rasputins before lunch break.

:lol: :lol:

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Hmmm I wonder if Mr my bosses are ok with me saying your mom should’ve swallowed is using those hands deleting tweets behind his locked account

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It's not locked anymore.

https://twitter.com/QuadCityPat

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Wait what happened?


Excuse me, fucknuts, but why don't you wipe the white privilege out of your fucking ears and get with the program. Do Pat and I have to do everything for you assholes?

Listen, shit for brains. I have two speeds. Semi-truck and Sherman tank. Pick one, and I'll bulldoze through your Person of Color hating, Republican loving, pederast hugging ass and fold you into a Christmas card for needy kids at the public library. Then they can take you home and use you as compost for their dad's lawn care. I can dispose of you within a milisecond of a house fly's existence and still have time to pop a few Old Rasputins before lunch break.


:lol: Every time I read QCP, I hear Danny McBride’s voice.

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So Keyana is actually a board member using a black woman's name as a shield?

I'm on the fence about that.


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It's not locked anymore.

https://twitter.com/QuadCityPat

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So Keyana is actually a board member using a black woman's name as a shield?

I'm on the fence about that.

Is this confirmed?

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His whole feed is retweeting black women with a break for "LEAVE HILLARY ALONE." What a fucking bitch, I hate him.

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So Keyana is actually a board member using a black woman's name as a shield?

I'm on the fence about that.

Is this confirmed?

Not at all. Just seems like it to me.

I could be wrong.

Almost every recent tweet is about Julie, QCP and The Score


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His whole feed is retweeting black women with a break for "LEAVE HILLARY ALONE." What a fucking bitch, I hate him.

He also calls in to ask Hub fantasy football advice.


Anyone who does that should be institutionalized


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We need Quad City Pete to call into B & P. I would seriously take the day off work for anticipation of the call.


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His whole feed is retweeting black women with a break for "LEAVE HILLARY ALONE." What a fucking bitch, I hate him.


Don't forget: replying to all those women with almost creepy regularity without response.


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I don't remember ever seeing the bold part until today after he unlocked.
The heat is on....

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His whole feed is retweeting black women with a break for "LEAVE HILLARY ALONE." What a fucking bitch, I hate him.


Don't forget: replying to all those women with almost creepy regularity without response.

I see this often on FB. The same 1 or 2 dudes constantly commenting on the same woman's posts/pictures. Creepy is definitely the word.

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His whole feed is retweeting black women with a break for "LEAVE HILLARY ALONE." What a fucking bitch, I hate him.


Don't forget: replying to all those women with almost creepy regularity without response
.

I see this often on FB. The same 1 or 2 dudes constantly commenting on the same woman's posts/pictures. Creepy is definitely the word.


It's so embarrassing.
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