This movie was an incoherent, inconsistent pile of trash:

--Rey is completely untrained, but has the power and skills of a Jedi master. Ridiculous. The whole concept of Jedi training has been abandoned. Anyone can apparently kick some intragalactic ass if the thought occurs to them.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

You don't think Watto would've liked to be a Jedi? How about Jar Jar? Heesa tried but nosa Jedi for him.

Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.

Jar Jar was a Sith Lord.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I thought he died as a homeless street performer on Coruscant?

Congrats on being better than me, Psycory.

Im hearing this movie sucked.

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

--The mythology developed by the prequels strongly implies that connection to the Force is based on heredity; this film seems to reject that notion entirely, although it is so poorly conceived that it is either unable or unwilling to forward any kind of alternative origin narrative.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I thought it was good.

You all are just whiny fanboys that can't handle the evolution of the Universe.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Well we're now rolling with spoilers and whatnot, so somebody answer me this.

Why did this nobody Laura Dern character have to be the one that kamikazed herself to save (kinda) the others? WHY THE HELL WASN'T IT ADMIRAL ACKBAR?!?!?!? Instead of him just dying like a bitch by being sucked out into space, give that mother fucker one last moment of glory. Hell, work something in where he's talking to the other ship

bad guy: what are you doing?
ack: I'm saving the others from your ship.
bad guy: Huh? How? What is this, some sort of game?
ack: No, it's not a game ..... it's a trap!

Or something like that .... and then he plows the road. The theater would've popped like the night Jericho appeared on Raw the first time.

But no .... giraffe-neck captain admiral viceroy whatever the hell she was does it .... "women's power" or some such shit I'm sure.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

This apparently is the 'first preview' from the upcoming Han Solo movie ..... I have no idea who the diner waitress is supposed to be.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Boy, that Rose character sure sucked. Couldn't they think of something better for Finn? Great character and here he's stuck with Rose.

Some of the humor didn't really work with the audience, but a few lines were still intrinsically funny. Not like that robot in Rogue One, but still pretty good.

The diverse cast (I'm thinking age here) was both interesting and annoying. But that's how it is until you're used to something, if that makes sense.

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

I'm sick of hearing that refrain. If you didn't like it, you are a petulant fanboy. I'm OK with new characters, I loved TFA and R1. I didn't hate it but I certainly didn't love it. The whole tone of the movie was different. It would be like a new season of GoT coming out and the style being closer to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I think it would be fair to not like the direction that it was seemingly headed.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

This apparently is the 'first preview' from the upcoming Han Solo movie ..... I have no idea who the diner waitress is supposed to be.

Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?

I've never heard of this guy until today, but he does a pretty entertaining take on TLJ and pretty much sums up how I feel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D81f1M7IwSg

Yes and no. The Skywalker genes certainly carried a high degree of force sensitivity but that is likely because Anakin was immaculately conceived through the force. Most true Jedi Knights and Masters wouldn't be having children as relationships were forbidden. Most of the Jedi were force sensitive children found throughout the galaxy and brought to the temple for training.

I was bothered by the reveal of Rey's lineage only because it was built up as a mystery by TFA. If they had just made her a normal orphan, I'd be fine with it.

I agree there has to be a certain level of suspension of disbelief with any of these movies, but there should also be care taken not to introduce concepts that make other films in the series seem inconsistent. For example, Gareth Edwards (the director of Rogue One) mentioned that when they were writing the one-man-wrecking-crew scene at the end, they had all kinds of suggestions for moves Vader might make—some that we haven’t seen before. But Edwards insisted that they would only use actions that had been shown in previous movies. If Darth had shown some new mystical powers like time travel or invisibility etc, I think people would have felt like it was cheating.

That’s kind of how I felt about Luke’s projection. It’s a godlike power and in the future we’ll have to wonder if what we’re watching is “real” or an image (unless he’s the only one to ever learn that ability).

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

I can't really think of a reason to be excited about the last movie of this trilogy.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

Comment from TLJ Reddit thread that sums up pretty well my biggest gripe with the film:

My theory is that many of the people who hate this movie see it as the total bastardization of one of the most iconic heroes in cinematic history. If you are of a certain age, you grew up with Luke Skywalker not just being a hero, but the hero. The original Star Wars trilogy was a formative experience for a huge number of viewers, and Luke was front and center: It's the fantastic and simple story of a naive, overly-optimistic farm boy who was destined for greatness.
While "The Force Awakens" was basically a rehash of "A New Hope," this newest movie was set up to tackle some serious issues, chiefly: Where is Luke Skywalker? And why did he leave?
What we're seeing is that a lot of people really hate Rian Johnson's answer.
Luke Skywalker in this movie is not the same man he was in the original trilogy, and while that angle of "Never meet your heroes, kid. They'll just disappoint you" is an fascinating and ambitious approach to take for The Hero of an entire generation, Johnson's implementation fell flat. The Luke we know would never have sat idly by while his best friend and sister are targeted by a Sith Lord, especially not one that he feels responsible in creating.
His rationality for stepping away from the force is entirely ridiculous, too. If anything, Luke should feel even more obligated to save Kylo Ren. This is his nephew that he has unintentionally pushed toward the Dark Side of the Force. Neither Obiwan nor Yoda believed Vader could be redeemed, but Luke risked everything to save his father; Why does Rian Johnson think that Luke would ever see Kylo Ren as a lost cause? Star Wars fans aren't buying it because the original trilogy taught us that nobody is a lost cause.
There are a million other questionable decisions throughout "The Last Jedi" that take us out of the action, but the mishandling of Luke Skywalker is the lynch pin. A large section of fans saw that as an unforgivable offense, and I kind of agree with them. The premise of Luke shutting down to the Force and giving up is fascinating, but it wasn't executed well at all.

"thor" was trash, too. it's just really good trash. it's still comic book level stuff. there's no depth, it's just goofball stuff. "guardians" is one of the few marvel franchises to rise above that level. but a lot of the marvel flicks are on the same level as this "star wars" film.

i don't know what your thing is with bringing up "dunkirk" in relation to films like these. they're completely different kinds of movies.

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole