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TurdFerguson
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:47 pm 
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Yep. Was running on a gravel near 90 and 72 and was and about 3 miles from home when the urge hit.

Cost me my shirt, socks, and a little bit of dignity that day.
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I will not, will not in a ditch
I may do, may do on a bitch
I do not like this shit says me
I do not like it CFMB

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TurdFerguson
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Could you would with a fish?
Could you would you in a dish
Try it try it Terrys peeps
You may like it better than sheeps.
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Terry's Peeps
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We still talking bout shit?

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Never in a ditch.

When I was in basic training I had to run a 2 mile run for a PT test. It was early in the morning and I woke up late and hadn’t taken my morning shit. Anyway, a little over a mile in it becomes something I can’t put off. Ran off the trail, backed up against s tree and did my business. Finished the 2 mile run sans socks and still passed.

Not the best dump I’ve ever had.

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FavreFan wrote:
Never in a ditch.

When I was in basic training I had to run a 2 mile run for a PT test. It was early in the morning and I woke up late and hadn’t taken my morning shit. Anyway, a little over a mile in it becomes something I can’t put off. Ran off the trail, backed up against s tree and did my business. Finished the 2 mile run sans socks and still passed.

Not the best dump I’ve ever had.


Isn’t it?

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Yes.

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Of course.
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Don Tiny
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FavreFan wrote:
Never in a ditch.

When I was in basic training I had to run a 2 mile run for a PT test. It was early in the morning and I woke up late and hadn’t taken my morning shit. Anyway, a little over a mile in it becomes something I can’t put off. Ran off the trail, backed up against s tree and did my business. Finished the 2 mile run sans socks and still passed.

Not the best dump I’ve ever had.

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ToxicMasculinity
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FavreFan wrote:
Never in a ditch.

When I was in basic training I had to run a 2 mile run for a PT test. It was early in the morning and I woke up late and hadn’t taken my morning shit. Anyway, a little over a mile in it becomes something I can’t put off. Ran off the trail, backed up against s tree and did my business. Finished the 2 mile run sans socks and still passed.

Not the best dump I’ve ever had.


https://youtu.be/DyHx-dPz2RA

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Urlacher's missing neck
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That old video of the mexican dude taking a shit in the potted plant at the mall is an all time classic. I haven't read through the multiple shit threads but I hope its been posted somewhere.

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HawaiiYou
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why does shitting in a ditch cost socks and underwear? 2 people have mentioned this.
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Peoria Matt
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HawaiiYou wrote:
why does shitting in a ditch cost socks and underwear? 2 people have mentioned this.


Take a few minutes and read your post. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out.
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RFDC
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Peoria Matt wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
why does shitting in a ditch cost socks and underwear? 2 people have mentioned this.


Take a few minutes and read your post. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out.

:lol:

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K Effective
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Had the undeniable urge hit one night plowing snow- hung my fanny over the plow blade and then pushed the "piles" into the ditch. Does that count?
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sinicalypse
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Never in a ditch.

When I was in basic training I had to run a 2 mile run for a PT test. It was early in the morning and I woke up late and hadn’t taken my morning shit. Anyway, a little over a mile in it becomes something I can’t put off. Ran off the trail, backed up against s tree and did my business. Finished the 2 mile run sans socks and still passed.

Not the best dump I’ve ever had.


https://youtu.be/DyHx-dPz2RA


https://youtu.be/6CqXgs-7ico

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