I love when Dan does the Slow Emphatic Important Voice to say obvious shit.

"I Want The Bears To Be Good."

Very profound stuff Bernsie.

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Hadn't really thought about it, but the Bears are the only team that hasn't won a title since the Score started. He's probably thinking of the halo effect a good/great Bears team would have on his paycheck.

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IT'S NOT EVEN THAT.... oh wait it is

This is the intellectual heft I demand from the guy who got suspended from his job for posting "I like boobs" on Twitter.

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LOL Goff knows nothing about weed. He thinks edibles smell like weed even through the packaging

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MANY do.

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Really?

Not the hundreds I've been around.

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Somebody page JLN. People are talking about WEED on the radio!!!!

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he gave a seafood soup recipe instead of what tv show he was watching on "its on" (possibly the stupidest segment on the planet)

goff : switching between (insert chicago sport team here) and (insert chicago sport team there)
dan : i'm going to let the boy man the remote as i prepare cornish hens on a bed of kale.
tanny : IM GONNA WATCH A SHOW ON NETFLIX (riveting)

night after night.

That might have been the fakest of all his fake outrage arguments.

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The ones that are worth taking do smell.

Through the packaging???

I've never heard of this.

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It wasn't fake. I don't think that kind of stuff should be discussed in such glowing terms on airwaves owned by the public. It's a broadcast license, not a deed.

Okay, McGruff.

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It'd weed, not crystal meth. Lighten up, Francis.

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If you put your nose to it, yes.

Amateur packaging

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One of my guys packed some brownies for a trip to Indy last year. You could smell it through the packaging. He ate a half one, and about an hour later at a club he complained that he couldn't feel his entire left side. Left the club early and took an Uber back to the hotel. No way in hell I was messing with them after that.

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lamer than Jeff Sessions. Seriously, you got me to defend Julie by being outraged over that.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Why would you see speaking fondly of one controlled substance different than speaking fondly of the other?

One's deadly, one's pretty fun to use and not more unhealthy than alcohol or fast food. Shirley you see the difference.

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"I don't think that kind of stuff should be discussed" is outrage, now? YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM.

You don't think there's a difference between weed and meth?

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Except alcohol and fast food aren't controlled substances.

Yeah, kinda. It's the same level of "outrage" often attributed to the left.

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So? What's your point? I answered your question sufficiently, and this isn't a rebuttal to it.

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Obtuse JLN > Obtuse Rick

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I don't care about their effects, I care about their categorization as controlled substances, and whether speaking of consumption or desire to consume such substances should be allowed or otherwise rewarded on publicly-owned airwaves.

BAN WEED TALK!

God, you would be an awful legislator.

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You weed degenerates get so defensive. SO?! IT'S NOT AS BAD AS MAINLINING ETHANOL!

I know it's not as bad, and it's probably healthier than booze, but the fact remains that it's a controlled substance, and it is probably better that hosts on a broadcast radio program on a medium licensed from the public and purportedly performed in the public interest, shouldn't be so gleefully talking about consuming controlled substances unlawfully.