Had no idea so many posters here are married to dykes.

You forgot to say 'no offense'.

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- Henry George

You thought you were the only one?

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The atmosphere of jizz drenched couches, overpriced drinks and the smell of whore in the air?

I'm not making any judgement on it other than bringing another person into a relationship for sexual gratification of one or both in the relationship seems like the definition of swinging. I guess you can go to a strip club not to see nudity and get a friction dance but that seems pointless.

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And men have lost their reason.

I took my wife to a bookstore on our first date. They sold used books, though, so I thought that was pretty risque. We made out amidst a pile of National Geographic magazines.

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It would never occur to me to go to a strip club in Chicago. It's something I've done on vacation. After the races at DuQuoin there's nothing better than heading over to JB's in Desoto, Illinois for girls, girls, girls. They aren't aggressive. You just give them a buck every time they come off stage and it's cool.

In Vegas I usually go to the Can Can Room on Industrial Road, but I was out there with my partner and his young knucklehead friends got him whipped up to go to the Spearmint Rhino. Just a horrible place. Something like a $30 cover and they assign a broad to harass you the minute you walk in the door. We left after ten minutes and a $40 round of Lites.

I've also been to those places in Brooklyn, Illinois. Just crazy. They still let guys smoke in there. There's usually a guy selling barbecue in the parking lot. One time my buddy asked the guy if the barbecue was good. He replied, "I'm a 400 lb. black man. Whatchu think?" Last time I was down there I got a lap dance from one of the girls who had a heavy spray tan. Her tan got all over my pants. When I got home and my wife was doing the laundry she asked, "What's this brown stuff on your shorts?" I told her it was a stripper's spray tan. She just started shaking her head and said, "I should make you wash these yourself."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I am going to guess that I have not been in a strip club in probably 20 years? It was my impression though that a lot of the ones in cities these days are sold as less shady and more clubby. As if they are marketing either to bringing a girl along or at least not getting you killed at home when you admit you went with the guys.

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It's definitely a vacation thing...going to the nudie bar, I mean. I've brought girlfriends to them before. It was a blast. The strippers on stage give them all the attention.

Teaser's Upstairs on Duval St, in Key West is a great one.

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I've had bad BBQ by a 400 lb black guy. Left the wife at home.

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I don't think that's the case. There is some sketchy stuff going on in Harvey.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Straight prostitution.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Name droppers!

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

Fuck you, pal!

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Things are going to get messy.

Some of my associates run Club 390. Great place!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Sources tell me that they are trying to "clean" up their act at Arnies.

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My sources very close to the situation tell me you can still find a trash can full of used condoms and women offering more than a dance.

They burned the place down and it was back up a month later.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Your "sources" huh?

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How anyone could ever be that hard up where they would stick their dick somewhere likely to harbor one or many life-altering diseases is beyond me.

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-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Well, Panther, we can always go to the place in your neck of the woods.....Polekatz.

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my sources tell me they have never been there themselves but that their sources tell them that your sources might be correct

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So funny when they where opening Jimmy's I was bartending at Bocces.
Can't remember the guys opening it names but they wanted me to go over there
and open it up for them Just couldn't figure out how a guy could make any
money with all the cash going to the gals.

Does one of them have the initials CC?

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lol that ain't my neck.

Went there for a bachelor party a few years back and the place looked like a hookah bar inside.

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-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Better shut down the show now. Someone might be listening with their 7 year old

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Hopefully Goff isn’t telling his jaywalking story again.

Surprised the FCC hasn’t shut down the station yet.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ok, had to take a break from this site because of the Hitler Trump dickhead. That aside:

Don't you find Parkins hypocritical? He's gushing over going to an Obama event and most likely is preaching the #metoo movement like all good sjw do. At the same time he's going to strip clubs. You do realize these girls are all damaged due to daddy issues. Molestation, abuse, and abandonment. If you are truly fighting for women, you wouldn't step foot in a strip club. Period.

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You are a special one

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Shots fired at Trump! Very surprising.

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

My one and only experience in a strip club was I gotta say 20 years ago.
It was March of 97 or 98. MArch MAdness was on TV and went to a Cubs/A's game at Ho Ho Kam. John Jaha played for the A's if that narrows the year down, I don't remember. The Dbacks were also new-ish at the time.
I went to see my good HS friend out in Scottsdale, AZ.
I don't remember if the club was in Scottsdale or Phoenix...
All I remember was already being pretty trashed before we got there, and I fell for the whole private dance ruse.
I didn't even get a decent look at the girl before I reluctantly agreed. I follow the muscle guy to the back to wait, he
tells me the dance is $75, and that the *ahem* recommended tip was AT LEAST the same price of the dance.
So I'm basically out $150 before I even know what I'm gonna be gawking at.
Turns out she probably 19, rail thin, and bee sting taddies.
The whole time I'm in there she's like rubbing some kind of tropical smelling ointment on my forearm , and telling me sob stories
straight up she needs the $ for a boob job and to get her kid back. It was a very uncomfortable 15 minutes, and I've never been to a club since...

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

My buddy was dating a stripper, so he took us out to her club to see her.

She was incredibly hot, and, I guess he was pretty open about it and feeling generous, because he had her give each of us (I think we had 2 others with us - it was after Pac vs. Bradley 2 I think) a private dance with her (looking back on it, I think he had wanted each of us to pay her whatever we could to do whatever, but, like I said before, I would never do that).

I went first, and, as the private dance started, I'll never forget her first words: "You can touch me anywhere you want but my pussy"

I have to admit, I am a sucker for a woman that says the word pussy, and she was absolutely beautiful early 20-something latina with very smooth, yet toned, taut skin and perfect features and proportions, so I did indeed do as I was told, and nothing more.

That was the last time I was at a strip club.

P.S.: After I got home, I googled around and saw her name in some strip club forums - many people said that she was known to have herpes. . . I kind of figured my dirtbag buddy probably had herpes already anyhow, though, but my instincts served me well. (yes, I washed my hands many, many times!)

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