Goff: Dan, are they gonna round us up like Hitler did?

Bernstein: I don't know, Jason. I don't know.

Goff:

Bernstein:

Goff: Can I invite a bunch of my black friends to hide at your crib?

Bernstein: Hell no. They'll steal all my stuff.

Goff: There it is!!! Just when I thought you and me were finally having a bonding moment.

Bernstein: What do you want me to say?

Goff: Nothing. Beardown always told me it wasn't Da Ma Na or North that I should fear. He told me it was you all along. He was right.

While I am not a fan at all of Trump's rhetoric, today is an "avoid the show" day. Could be wrong and they dont get political, but odds in favor.

I do remember after Trump won and what Beardown wrote about Dan telling his son he doesn't know if they are going to round up different people. I am really really hoping that was radio shtick for if any truth, that is the worst dad advice to his son ever!!!

As much as I am not a fan of Trump that is just mass hysteria to a ridiculous limit and way to comfort your son?!?

Again most likely radio shtick.

With them being at the Cubs Con, I'm not sure they will get into it too much today.

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Will the Cub fans there treat Goff like Fergie and Billy or Milton and Jacque?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It would get mighty uncomfortable for them to discuss the Ricketts family talking out of both sides of their mouth politically with far more money going into the most conservative of causes.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The night of the election Dan said, in his serious voice, that his son asked him if they were going to come round up the Jews. Dan's answer was, "I don't know".

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Dan pointing out that the Cubs lack good starting pitching due to not developing it.

Dan pointing out that Theo is bad track record wise at developing it.

All true but I'm shocked he's pointing it out.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Maybe Theo refused to give him a reach around.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I guess Trump would start with his son-in-law then? Dan apparently likes to hold articles about NBA rookie of the year candidates to higher standards than his own hyperbolic thinking that he would then unfortunately pass along to his child.

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"Mattress technology has come a long way"

- Dan Bernstein, 2016