Zyppah - what's with the New York accent?

The one I saw with the two women looks like Frank wasn't even on the same continent as them when he recorded it.

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Time for the annual "Fuck You" to Than Merrill and his search for people to attend his real estate flipping seminars.

Is Warfarin right for me? I guess I should launch a multi-million dollar advertising campaign to find out and pass along the cost to the drug consumer!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Isn't warfarin ancient in pharmaceutical years? Who knew we had to get the word out about warfarin?

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Is the woman in the Penny Mustard commercials that same chick who was in the hilariously awful PoleKatz commercials? I can hear her saying "You can close deals, but can you handle me...hotshot hotshot hotshot."

I don’t know if they are on YouTube but somebody find one of these Wisconsin Michael’s Frozen Custard commercials.

The one with the woman pretending to be an Aloha Burger.

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You know me like that.

Has anyone else seen that Angle Soft commercial with the single dad teaching his tween daughter how to shave her legs in the bathroom? Creepy as hell.

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I meant to complain about this last night, but Masters commercials in January are unacceptable. It's annoying enough hearing Jim Nantz make it quite clear he'd rather be at Augusta whenever he's calling the NCAA tournament, but ESPN already running ads for it might be even more obnoxious.

Kinda catchy but the snoring commercial on the Score Ziva? ..I've heard it 20 x and still don't know the name of the product that's being advertised.

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I just saw this commercial 10 minutes ago.
I didn't find it creepy, I found it kinda sad.
There's a similar commercial for Zillow or some other home-buying app where it's a dad
and a child looking at houses that are closer to Gram and Grampa, and it's implied that the mother
isgone, and the kid looks thru the skylight and picks out which star is probably his mom.
As the father of a soon to be tween, I find these kinds of commercials a little heartbreaking and a LOT terrifying
of the prospect of raising my daughter by myself...

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

WHAT is going on with those CJ Wilson Mazda commercials where Gene Honda talks in a really high voice for a line? What are they going for?

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Agreed. That phony accent makes the product seem like a scam.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Parkins' commercial for IV Me is one of the dumbest things I've heard. Drinking water is too much of a hassle for him, but going someplace to get fluids via IV because he doesn't drink water is reasonable measure?

ZyppaH...That's HappyZ spelled backwards.

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$189 for an IV to recover from a killer workout? Sign me up!

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late-stage capitalism

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The IV thing is for hangovers, the rest is all just BS so that it doesn’t look bad. It’s hangover recovery.

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If you are sick of that anti-Madigan ad that Rauner is running with the three other governors, it seems likely you won't be seeing that much longer.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

If I had unlimited funds and a bit more of an asshole streak I would broadcast a "Thanks Sheena" commercial into the major markets of his state

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

New Honda Accord commercial with the moving trophies.

Creeps me the fuck out.

Yes, not a fan at all.

Also don't get the GMC commercials that are coming out -- you get a car so you can act like a dick to your neighbor? Makes me want to rush out and buy one.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Wrong. It give everyone the feeling of spring being just around the corner.

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Not a mult.

I think it's the stop-motion effect that looks weird. They're talking like humans but moving like animatrons.

Aside from the creepiness, I thought it was odd that I first saw that commercial immediately after another Honda Accord commercial that also appeared be a high-budget affair (the one where they show all the previous generations of Accords).

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There's a commercial for freelancers where they talk about Kid Rock needing help with his possible Senate run and the voiceover person says something like "If you smell what he's cookin'." Did they also mention The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) or did they attribute his catchphrase to Kid Rock? Or was it intentional and a joke that went over my head?

Yeah, they mention The Rock running for president and then pivot to Kid Rock running for Senate. All their spots start with a disclaimer that they have nothing to do with the famous people they're name-checking.

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David Hochberg going hard in the paint on Ryan Kelly The Home Loan Expert.

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It's also one of those commercials with the crazy/unnecessary volume jump(Home Loan Expert one).

The twin peaks ad where they say "beer so cold ice crystals form..."


That's a terrible way to serve beer.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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