Great idea to reach in your pocket when you're asked to get out of your car.

Officer Zendejas puts up with no shit whatsoever.

I'm surprised they let her go around with her husband.

Seems like a Prez/VP situation.

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I don't even know what marijuana smells like.

Can you really smell it from another car as you are driving down the road?

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Yeah definitely.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

DON'T GIVE ME BAD BODY LANGUAGE !

He really could’ve used Thor right then.

UNABOMBER IS OUT!!

I just watched that on Netflix. Pretty good.

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That seems impossible.

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Slidell is the real deal.

It’s a pretty strong, distinct odor. I’ve smelled it through cars driving next to me several times.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

"That's a different kind of dirty bomb."

Very nice.

70 lbs. of shit?

That takes planning.

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Abrams always can turn a phrase.

I'm a Dan Abrams fan. That was very good.

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I have to move to Jeffersonville, IN.

"My balls are chafin !!!"

Ball powder is your friend.

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I wouldn't leave my house on Fri/Sat from 8pm-11pm because they pull over everyone.

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Could be meth, road salt, or a pesky booger.

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I can't decide which would be worse....
Getting caught by a regular cop while having a loaded UZI in my lap and a dead body in the backseat, or;
getting pulled over for a busted taillight by Denver Leverett and having to listen to him sermonize for 45 minutes....

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How about getting yanked by a dog named Jango?

Don't lie to him.

A good one a few weeks ago was being pulled over for no rear plate light. They showed the guy with the cop car behind them with the police lights shining directly on the rear plate and asking the guy "Can you see how your lights don't work?"

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A few weeks ago we were in the waiting spots for portillos and in the car next to us was Cheech and Chong. The I could smell it and the other 2 people in my car could smell it. There was lots of discussion and I didn't think anybody was still rolling. All the kids are vaping now but these guys were old school.

Anybody else following Dan Abrams Sweater on Twitter?

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I'm not on Twitter, but that seems to be a good reason to sign up.

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“Is there a smell?”

"We've had too many murders so I don't feel comfortable giving firearms to gentlemen at a hotel with marijuana and liquor."

Good call, IMO.

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Why is Tom Morris Jr. wearing a 1979 Portland Trail Blazers jersey?

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I thought he was trying to be Kylo Ren.

People are pulling their teeth out and tossing them away? For no apparent reason? WTF?

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