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Regular Reader

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:43 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

What is your definition of "is"?

Now that's the kind of question to get one excused from jury duty. (My personal choice in civil cases has always been "I don't trust chiropractors")

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Coast2Coast

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:45 pm

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Drew's Combover wrote:

I AM Jerry Riles.

I believe you, Riles. But just to make sure there is no doubt in anyone else's s mind, when was the last time you and I were together. Or one time...when and where? Not just the city, the place. Thanks.

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Drew's Combover

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:02 pm

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Location: chicago

Coast2Coast wrote:

Drew's Combover wrote:

I AM Jerry Riles.

Platteville. Bears Camp

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:34 pm

Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:41 pm
Posts: 1145
Location: Elgin Mental Health Institute

spmack wrote:

NSJ has got to be Andy Rooney, MAO, and EVIL Jack.

My Dear Friend Crack,
There is clearly no relation whatsoever betwewen Mao and myself. That plilistine only speaks to cause ruin and dispair. I wish to spread love and warmth! I just want to give the world a Coke.
Your Dear Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:40 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
Posts: 48803
Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
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Here you go KS, no charge...

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

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Regular's Troll
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 153

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:28 pm Post subject: The Entire World

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For totally being there for me when I leave my house in the morning.

I'd like to buy you a Coke.

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Evil J.A.C.K.

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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:43 pm

Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:41 pm
Posts: 1145
Location: Elgin Mental Health Institute

Friends,
Is it Evil's imagination or has ROONEY lost some zip on his fastball? Today's trolling was pathetic at best.
Your Dear Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.
P.S.,
My Good Doctor Friend, I think that Regular's Troll would find that assumption you made offensive.

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Seacrest

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:16 am

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Coast2Coast wrote:

Drew's Combover wrote:

I AM Jerry Riles.

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Now that KS has grabbed his two favorite SN's, how will you know it's actually him.

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Drew's Combover

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:58 am

Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:38 pm
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Location: chicago

Coast2Coast wrote:

Drew's Combover wrote:

I AM Jerry Riles.

Alright Coast, I was just messing with you.

Of course I remember!

It was Vegas, at the Mandolay Bay Sports Book.

How you been buddy?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:28 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
Posts: 39560
Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

Hey KS, you're my guy but I just can't follow the Nostradamus story anymore. I don't know who's who and the whole thing is just really confusing and tiring. Not to mention really fucking creepy.

You should go after somebody else KS. Maybe try to find out who Michael Jeffery Jordan or Stephen A. Smith are.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:35 am

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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Kid Cairo wrote:

Maybe try to find out who Michael Jeffery Jordan or Stephen A. Smith are.

Gee, I wonder who they are?
:scratch:

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:38 am

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Darkside wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

Maybe try to find out who Michael Jeffery Jordan or Stephen A. Smith are.

Gee, I wonder who they are?
:scratch:

Not me. I'm Kid Cairo and A. Bigot. Nobody else.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:39 am

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Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm Kid Cairo and A. Bigot..

**all**
"Hi Kid Cairo..."
Deleted scene from ABA, or A Bigot Anonymous.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:41 am

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Not me. I'm Kid Cairo and A. Bigot. Nobody else.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:44 am

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Darkside wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm Kid Cairo and A. Bigot..

**all**
"Hi Kid Cairo..."
Deleted scene from ABA, or A Bigot Anonymous.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:49 am

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
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Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

I'm S.P. Mack and L.Camps

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Seacrest wrote:

I rarely troll.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:55 am

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spmack wrote:

L.Camps

Lawrence? Lewis? Lionel? Lee? LaDanian? Leandro? Leroy? Help me out here.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:14 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
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Location: West Side
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Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

L.Camps

Lawrence? Lewis? Lionel? Lee? LaDanian? Leandro? Leroy? Help me out here.

Lower Level, Lack Luster
Last Least, Limp Lover
Lousy Lame, Latent Lethargic
Lazy Lemon, Little Logic
Lucky Leech, Liver Lipped
Laborious Louse on a Loser's Lips
Live in Limbo, Lyrical Lapse
Low Life with the loud raps, boy

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Seacrest wrote:

I rarely troll.

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Slutty Irish Schoolgirl

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:19 pm

Joined: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:58 pm
Posts: 12
Location: Sister Mary's office

I'm only me!

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Coast2Coast

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:33 pm

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Drew's Combover wrote:

Coast2Coast wrote:

Drew's Combover wrote:

I AM Jerry Riles.

Alright Coast, I was just messing with you.

Of course I remember!

It was Vegas, at the Mandolay Bay Sports Book.

How you been buddy?

I think it was the Ballys book, but close enough. Riles is among us. :lol:

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:53 pm

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Wait a second here. I thought Keeping Score was now Drew's Combover. So if Riles is also Drew's Combover, then Keeping Score is also Riles, correct?

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:27 pm

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Regular's Troll wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

My Good Doctor Friend, I think that Regular's Troll would find that assumption you made offensive.

I find everything that quack says offensive. I thought "doctors" were supposed to swear to some type of confidentiality but here he is outing all of his trolls to the world. Now he's trying to out more trolls. I call him Benedict Noisewater.

He hasn't admitted that he's you yet, so your statement is a bit of an exaggeration.

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:30 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

Regular's Troll wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

My Good Doctor Friend, I think that Regular's Troll would find that assumption you made offensive.

He hasn't admitted that he's you yet, so your statement is a bit of an exaggeration.

I thought I had. Yes, I'm Regular's Troll and Evil J.A.C.K. too.

I'm going to start a spreadsheet to keep all my trolls straight.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:49 pm

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Evil J.A.C.K. :thumright:

Regular's Troll :thumbdown:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:57 pm

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Evil J.A.C.K. :thumright:

Regular's Troll :thumbdown:

+1

+1

= 2 (for those of you without the education to understand)

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Seacrest

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:07 pm

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Quote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Wait a second here. I thought Keeping Score was now Drew's Combover. So if Riles is also Drew's Combover, then Keeping Score is also Riles, correct?

You said that Nos was Bartosch.

So wouldn't that make Combover Bartosch too?

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:29 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Quote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Wait a second here. I thought Keeping Score was now Drew's Combover. So if Riles is also Drew's Combover, then Keeping Score is also Riles, correct?

You said that Nos was Bartosch.

So wouldn't that make Combover Bartosch too?

That was just my guess.

For all I know, everyone here except for me is a member of Kenny Noisewater's ceaselessly expanding puppet menagerie.

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Antonio Gramsci wrote:

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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spmack

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:46 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
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Location: West Side
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The Revenge Of Mao wrote:

It only took 76 pages of lies, half-truths, bullshit, false accusations, hearsay, racial baiting, homo-erotic behavior, and general douchebaggery for KS to be right once.

And apparently Big Fan is never right.

Big Fan wrote:

In exchange for no more MAO postings, I have offered up a soccer section

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Seacrest wrote:

I rarely troll.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:52 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
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Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
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spmack wrote:

And apparently Big Fan is never right.

Big Fan wrote:

In exchange for no more MAO postings, I have offered up a soccer section

Spmack, I think somebody had it right when they suggested that BigFan might be Mao.

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radioray

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:05 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:23 am
Posts: 176

Hello class I have a question: why is Nos leaving us just as Andy Garcia's leaving us? Hmmm.

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radioray

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:09 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 18, 2004 1:23 am
Posts: 176

Hello class I have another question: are we to believe KS that he "suddenly hijacked" Drews Combovers password? Hmmm.

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