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Beardown

Post subject: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:36 pm

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This could be a fun bit. How would he have been? I started it in another thread but this could be fun. I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Had Goff been Mike North's producer Goff would have adopted a Chicago accent and would have it to this day. I think he would be wearing "wife beaters" and would have married a "chain smoking" white girl from Bridgeport. He would have voted for Trump and be against players kneeling for the national anthem.
Goff would have been married right after he knocked up the white girl from Bridgeport. Not like the current situation. Because that "chain smoking", Irish-Catholic, girl's Dad would have killed Goff had it taken this long.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm

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Beardown wrote:

I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm

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Goff would love Da Ma Na.

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Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:48 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Beardown wrote:

I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:50 pm

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Bernstein would hate this Jason Goff but wouldn't be able to do him like he did Mike Murphy because Goff is black. The optics wouldn't be good in Bernstein's mind.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:51 pm

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What is this guy talking about?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:52 pm

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Goff would grow a playoff beard for the Blackhawks.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:55 pm

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Darkside wrote:

What is this guy talking about?

Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:56 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Darkside wrote:

What is this guy talking about?

Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:57 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Darkside wrote:

What is this guy talking about?

Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born?

Let's not get technical. Just play along with my bit or leave.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:59 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Darkside wrote:

What is this guy talking about?

Don't play dumb. It's like "It's a Wonderful Life". The Jason Goff version.

Wasn't that about how other people's lives would have been if he'd never been born?

Let's not get technical. Just play along with my bit or leave.

You want me to play with your bit? That's kinda inappropriate.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:00 pm

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Goff would like me

:cheers:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:01 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Goff would like me

:cheers:

Why?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:03 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Goff would like me

:cheers:

Why?

You're right. That wouldn't change. He would still hate me.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:26 pm

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Goff would buy his weed from Da Ma Na's guy. Goff would gamble through Da Ma Na's bookie.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:28 pm

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What if beardown got laid?
What would be different?

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:29 pm

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Log out for a while, Beardown. Seriously.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:30 pm

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Darkside wrote:

What if beardown got laid?
What would be different?

Without paying? That's easy. I would release the girl chained to my furnace.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:33 pm

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Goff would have banged Jen Jen the Engine.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:37 pm

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Jesus...

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:39 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Jesus...

Good point. Goff would have become Catholic and gone to Church every week.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:56 pm

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If you guys honestly don't think Goff would have been different if given to North instead of Bernstein, you guys are idiots.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:58 pm

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Better hit the eject button on this concept.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:59 pm

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Goff wouldn't have had to pretend to like drinky. He actually would have liked him.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:59 pm

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Beerdown has been much more coherent lately.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:01 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Beardown wrote:

I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:03 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Beardown wrote:

I'll copy and paste my first thought.

Let us know when it happens.

I missed this earlier, but

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:03 pm

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This is painful to read. Oy.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:06 pm

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White women would have loved me had Goff been North's producer.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: What if Goff started as Mike North's producer?

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:33 pm

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Goff would have named his first born "Tylor" or "Cody" or some other stupid white name.

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