In 1st grade I wrote MANY swears on my folder and this little Caller Bob who sat next to me ratted me out. My mother was immediately called to the school and when I got home she choked me & washed my mouth out with liquid dish soap. Palmolive.

Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness.

bunch of lightweights in here.


I had so many detentions that by my senior year they stopped giving me after school detentions and instead only gave me Saturday breakfast club detentions which were from 8 - noon. At one point I had 8 in a row, think I broke Bender's record from the movie.

Ya know when they do the senior class voting for most likely to succeed etc? I was voted most likely to get kicked out of graduation. By my senior year the school had taken away all my free periods including lunch because they decided I had to be closely supervised at all times. I actually had a weekly meeting at school with my dad and the assistant principal my senior year so they could discuss my behavior.

As far as suspensions, was never suspended but was expelled from summer school for telling a teacher he was full of shit and also dipping tennis balls in rubber cement, lighting them on fire and boucing them down the hall. Was also kicked out of school the last day of school junior year because me and a buddy took about 20 large garbage cans and stacked them in front of a full classroom door.



One highlight of was my senior year the school started displaying this huge banner flag in the front hall whenever someone or a team accomplished something. At the time the hockey team was #1 in the State and on our way to the State title game. I asked the principal to put the flag out for us and he said he wouldn't since hockey is not an official school sponsored sport (its technically private b/c if it was sponsored the school would have to pay for equipment and ice time). Later that week when the flag was displayed I ripped it off the wall, stuffed it in my samsonite hard briefcase that I used to carry all my stuff in (that's a whole different story of trouble making) and took it home. Only problem is I did this in front of about 100 kids.

Next day get called in, principal gets real serious and says, "we know you took the flag. If you bring it back tomorrow we won't involve the police or your parents" I told the guy I had no idea what he was talkin about but I would "ask around". Late that night I drove to the school, put the flag in a bag and stuck it by the back door to the gym. Next day, went to the principal and told him I guess he has to call the cops cause I don[t know who took it. He got all mad and yelled at me that he knew I took it and returned it last night. I acted shocked and ecstatic that the flag was found and actually told the principal that he didn't need to apologize to me for falsely accusing me, it was all good. Yea, I was a total punk.

I've got 100s of stories just like that, probably forgot 100 more.

Still, I got to see Rush 2nd row on the Signals tour out of the deal. I rule.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

This thread is asking about your FIRST detention or suspension. Follow the rules.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

bunch of lightweights in here.


I had so many detentions that by my senior year they stopped giving me after school detentions and instead only gave me Saturday breakfast club detentions which were from 8 - noon. At one point I had 8 in a row, think I broke Bender's record from the movie.

Ya know when they do the senior class voting for most likely to succeed etc? I was voted most likely to get kicked out of graduation. By my senior year the school had taken away all my free periods including lunch because they decided I had to be closely supervised at all times. I actually had a weekly meeting at school with my dad and the assistant principal my senior year so they could discuss my behavior.

As far as suspensions, was never suspended but was expelled from summer school for telling a teacher he was full of shit and also dipping tennis balls in rubber cement, lighting them on fire and boucing them down the hall. Was also kicked out of school the last day of school junior year because me and a buddy took about 20 large garbage cans and stacked them in front of a full classroom door.



One highlight of was my senior year the school started displaying this huge banner flag in the front hall whenever someone or a team accomplished something. At the time the hockey team was #1 in the State and on our way to the State title game. I asked the principal to put the flag out for us and he said he wouldn't since hockey is not an official school sponsored sport (its technically private b/c if it was sponsored the school would have to pay for equipment and ice time). Later that week when the flag was displayed I ripped it off the wall, stuffed it in my samsonite hard briefcase that I used to carry all my stuff in (that's a whole different story of trouble making) and took it home. Only problem is I did this in front of about 100 kids.

Next day get called in, principal gets real serious and says, "we know you took the flag. If you bring it back tomorrow we won't involve the police or your parents" I told the guy I had no idea what he was talkin about but I would "ask around". Late that night I drove to the school, put the flag in a bag and stuck it by the back door to the gym. Next day, went to the principal and told him I guess he has to call the cops cause I don[t know who took it. He got all mad and yelled at me that he knew I took it and returned it last night. I acted shocked and ecstatic that the flag was found and actually told the principal that he didn't need to apologize to me for falsely accusing me, it was all good. Yea, I was a total punk.

I've got 100s of stories just like that, probably forgot 100 more.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

I got suspended from this board because I told Bigfan he made a mathematical error in his NCAA spread contest.