JORR'S probably still riding his bike home.

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Where does Toxic tip out for a cocktail in these conditions?

In a storm like this you can count The Sovreign to be open

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BRING IT ON MOFOS. 300k miles on a 18 yo truck and 4w drive still works great. i cant wait to drive to work tomorrow. fuck these pussies.

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I didn't quite finish my meteorology degree....but this thing just shifted way north. Seems like there is gonna be a lot of underwhelming totals for the south/western burbs.

Then again...SNOW DAY!!

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I knew it!

There was a woman on the news that had about 6 paks of burger buns. WTF is she gonna do with 48 buns in 2 days?

-sloppy joes
-cold cut sammies/ on buns
-um.....cheese sammiches
-I mean...light them on fire for warmth
-I give up

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People are acting like this is Armageddon It. It's not.

I feel like you're missing the main point.

SNOW!
DAY!

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That's not great for me. I usually have 8-3 alone. Now everybody will be home! People will want lunch!

Just put out a bigger pile of food.

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And they will want to go sledding or have people over!

StormI watch. Rock over London rock on Chicago.

JORR seems like a Fat Bike kind of guy.

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Not fat enough. Shit! I might not be able to ride until April.

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although, the storm needs to remain bad because last time our CEO called a snow day, and it was a dud, he was super pissed. this would be what breaks the camel's back; and then the next time we get storm warnings, he may just be all, "fuck it, you're all coming in."

Not terrible here but its still snowing. Unless it really picks up today, it will be nowhere near a foot. Maybe around 4-5" on the ground right now.

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Late yesterday afternoon I was flipping around to different weather reports on the radio and Skilling was predicting as much as 15". 10" to 12" looks like it was off which makes a prediction of 15" sound ridiculous.

I went to bed with up to a foot if snow in forecast. I woke up to what looks like a dusting on the car. Must of been a big shift.

7" here on the sw side..half of what some of these dipshits were predicting.

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Lemont is a lot whiter than usual.

thank you fear mongering weather people. highways were shit this morning but traffic was so light i could still go 40 mph for the most part.

4-5" in the Orland area. More like 6"-7" in the Melrose Park area. Still coming down at a pretty good clip here in the west burbs.

Traffic volume was very light, but the road conditions are not good.

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uptown/ravenswood has maybe 6 inches? this storm = BUST

moved my car off ashland for no reason.

How much are teachers unions paying off weathermen?

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Something I started hearing that I can't unhear... Weather people pronouncing black ice sounds exactly like a Chicagoan saying black guys.

Give it a listen. Always fun to hear meteorologist warning people to stay off the streets for fear of black guys.

I was out running calls until about 9 last night. By 8 the roads were really bad in mchenry. At the time about 2 or 3 only so I thought today would be terrifying. I figure a total of maybe 6 or so at the estates. We were predicted to vet 6 to 10 so... I guess they got it right.

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Heard that yesterday on The Channel de Weather. I asked my wife, "What did he say?"